Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Zanessa]

You can teleport, but you can't go back to the place you teleport to once you teleport out of that place. (So you teleport to London, but once you teleport to Rome, you can't go back to London and yada, yada, yada.)

I wish it would snow.

 

[MayorCake]

Granted, but if the snow hit human skin, it would melt the skin.

I wish I could be rich.

 

[Joey246]

Granted, but you stole the money to get rich and go to jail
I wish it was my birthday.

 

[mapleshine]

Granted but it's an ordinary day with no celebration.

I wish I cleaned my room.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but you can't find anything.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[Omfa]

Granted, but you gained nothing from it, since you didn't wish for anything.

I wish Milan would win Champions League 2013/2014.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you die shortly beforehand.

I wish I had nothing to do today.

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but then, SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES. (asdfmovie reference.)
I wish I could levitate.

 

[Omfa]

Granted, but once you start levitating, you can't return to the ground.

I wish for more time to finish projects.

 

[Pixlplume]

Granted, but your life would be filled with nothing but projects.

I wish there wasn't a train behind my house.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but there's a whole train station behind it instead.

I wish I could get Cherry already.

 

[Pixlplume]

Granted, but Cherry leaves shortly after.

I wish 3DS games weren't region-locked.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but 3DS games are now digital download only.

I wish animes weren't looked down on.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they don't exist.

I wish I could be reborn in Mafia.

 

[Spindoctor52]

Granted, but you say the wrong thing and have several appendages removed.

I wish I cared.

 

[MayorCake]

Granted, but the second you cared, everyone else stopped.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you can't stop to sleep, and eventually end up dying from too much physical exertion.

 

[Zanessa]

I wish it was Christmas each day.

 

[SecondSider]

Granted, but it's Christmas every day to the point all the stores and banks are closed everyday, no one is working, and no Christmas gifts can be received or given anymore.

I wish for a wish (lol).

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but the new wish does the opposite of what you wish for, though you don't realize, because this text is way too small for you.

I wish people could stop being total jerks and just get along with each other!