Make a sad story by using only 5 words

[oddbear]

and everyone on Earth exploded.

 

[Midoriya]

And all the Pokemon exploded

 

[oddbear]

but they never showed up.

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Internet trolls are running rampant.

 

[oddbear]

“mayo is the best condiment.”

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i then recoiled in horror.

 

[oddbear]

blood dripping on my shirt

 

[Bruscoe]

I lost all my friends.

 

[Zane]

Nothing ever turns out right

 

[Midoriya]

I fall on all bagels

 

[Bruscoe]

I cannot get a girlfriend.

 

[Midoriya]

The cashier counted pennies forever

 

[oddbear]

her cat was gone forever.

 

[Bruscoe]

Why do I still exist?

 

[Flicky]

Your free trial has expired.

 

[Stella-Io]

Blue screen of death again

 

[Bruscoe]

Oh well maybe next time.

 

[Yoshi155]

You didn't get the job

 

[Midoriya]

You're all out of money!

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Great, you've missed the bus!

 

[Bruscoe]

My love life is garbage.

BONUS: This 1,000th thread post sucks.