• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Let's NOT Learn Anything At All!

sticking a chewed up wad of gum on a leaf blower and using it will create a bubble, and if you pop it, the gum will turn into money. if you dobt, you go to heaven.
 
If you're a girl and you pee while standing you'll turn into a boy! For reals I just did it, I'm a boy forever!
 
I always do that in the shower ^

also wait then i must have been a boy long time ago. o well most peeps here think im male so
 
That pigs actually can fly, and Animal Crossing is real in a planet called {insert your town name here} outside of the universe!
Mind
Blown!
 
Eating the meat of Altaria will permanently give you fluffy hair in every hair-sack of the body.
 
If you have a pet turt and lick it you yourself will turn into a turt thats why Im a actually a turt rn
 
Stop licking turts!

There was a man from my town who once jumped all the way from the street onto the moon, some people say he still lives there but I swear I seen him just the other day. He once told me he got his mad jumping skills from a magic pair of Michael Jordan's shoes. But all the guy wore was sandals so I doubted that part was true. =/
 
You can built a time machine only using parts from your computer.

You heard it here first.

Edit: Ofcourse this won`t work with a laptop, that would be ridiculous.
 
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You can built a time machine only using parts from your computer.

You heard it here first.

Edit: Ofcourse this won`t work with a laptop, that would be ridiculous.

correction it would only work with a laptop.. you need to be able to carry it around ;)
 
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