HEY! *SLAPS JAKE*
SNAP OUT OF IT! YOU SOUND LIKE A 15 YEAR-OLD GIRL!
AND TRUST ME, I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT EMO 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS!
THEY'RE ANNOYING. NOW MAN UP! BEFORE I COME DOWN UNDER AND WHOOP YOUR BUTT!
i thought this was going to be popular blogging news but i guess yet again im going to have to take the reigns and tell the story today at school we had a girl’s only assembly (i managed to sneak in) called to discuss the matter of the who is wipin’ period blood on the bathroom walls this menace has struck not once but twice