Midoriya
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The results of the egg decorating contest have been announced! Everyone's designs were amazing! Congratulations to our winners!
last person to post wins
- Thread starter Esphas
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MapleSilver
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Bees are my friends, they shall attack anyone who opposes my win.
Midoriya
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Good thing I have a sloth of bears around me to protect me from your bees. I feed them fresh fish. Even named one of them Winnie-The-Pooh.
MapleSilver
Frost Egg Collector
The thing about mercenary armies is that they can always be swayed by superior offerings. The bees and I are giving them honey, now they work for me.
Midoriya
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Well... at least I still have a group of dinosaurs with me that will be sure to defend me if I’m attacked.
MapleSilver
Frost Egg Collector
Ugh, guess I better call in another asteroid.
Midoriya
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I’m going to need to phone in a black hole to take care of that asteroid now.
MapleSilver
Frost Egg Collector
"Hello, Big Bang? Yeah, this universe is an objective failure. Can you just... happen again for me please?"
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MapleSilver
Frost Egg Collector
Sure, I'll mail it to Florida once I'm done with my conversation.
Awesome thanks, or if you wanna order for me that would be great and save us time lol
MapleSilver
Frost Egg Collector
It's already on its way, should be there in several weeks. If you want me to order it for you, I can try to hijack the delivery truck.
Oh beautiful, that'll save us money and more food to share woo!
Shellzilla_515
Senior Member
Most importantly, can someone smuggle onions for me, please?
MapleSilver
Frost Egg Collector
They've been searching every shipment for hidden onions for the past 3 weeks now. Hundreds of arrests have already been made. Sorry but the only way to get onions right now is to grow them yourself in secret.
michealsmells
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Midoriya
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Police officer: “We’ve got another onion smuggler in here!”
*group of police officers pins Shellzilla to the ground*