last person to post wins

[Midoriya]

monkaS

No

 

[Stella-Io]

"He ordered the bees!"

 

[MapleSilver]

"He ordered the bees!"

Bees are my friends, they shall attack anyone who opposes my win.

 

[Midoriya]

Bees are my friends, they shall attack anyone who opposes my win.

Good thing I have a sloth of bears around me to protect me from your bees. I feed them fresh fish. Even named one of them Winnie-The-Pooh.

 

[MapleSilver]

Good thing I have a sloth of bears around me to protect me from your bees. I feed them fresh fish. Even named one of them Winnie-The-Pooh.

The thing about mercenary armies is that they can always be swayed by superior offerings. The bees and I are giving them honey, now they work for me.

 

[Midoriya]

The thing about mercenary armies is that they can always be swayed by superior offerings. The bees and I are giving them honey, now they work for me.

Well... at least I still have a group of dinosaurs with me that will be sure to defend me if I’m attacked.

 

[MapleSilver]

Well... at least I still have a group of dinosaurs with me that will be sure to defend me if I’m attacked.

Ugh, guess I better call in another asteroid.

 

[Midoriya]

Ugh, guess I better call in another asteroid.

I’m going to need to phone in a black hole to take care of that asteroid now.

 

[MapleSilver]

I’m going to need to phone in a black hole to take care of that asteroid now.

"Hello, Big Bang? Yeah, this universe is an objective failure. Can you just... happen again for me please?"

 

[honeyaura]

Can I use the phone to order some food when you're done pls

 

[MapleSilver]

Can I use the phone to order some food when you're done pls

Sure, I'll mail it to Florida once I'm done with my conversation.

 

[honeyaura]

Sure, I'll mail it to Florida once I'm done with my conversation.

Awesome thanks, or if you wanna order for me that would be great and save us time lol

 

[MapleSilver]

Awesome thanks, or if you wanna order for me that would be great and save us time lol

It's already on its way, should be there in several weeks. If you want me to order it for you, I can try to hijack the delivery truck.

 

[honeyaura]

It's already on its way, should be there in several weeks. If you want me to order it for you, I can try to hijack the delivery truck.

Oh beautiful, that'll save us money and more food to share woo!

 

[Raayzx]

This thread is so random lmao

 

[Midoriya]

What’s this about ordering food? I want some too ; ;

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Most importantly, can someone smuggle onions for me, please?

 

[MapleSilver]

Most importantly, can someone smuggle onions for me, please?

They've been searching every shipment for hidden onions for the past 3 weeks now. Hundreds of arrests have already been made. Sorry but the only way to get onions right now is to grow them yourself in secret.

 

[michealsmells]

ooga booga

 

[Midoriya]

Most importantly, can someone smuggle onions for me, please?

Police officer: “We’ve got another onion smuggler in here!”

*group of police officers pins Shellzilla to the ground*