last person to post wins

[ribbitribbon]

:0 you’re right. gg

 

[Bruscoe]

Nothing ever ends. It just gets rebooted.

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Or renewed.

 

[AccfSally]

Cancelled for low ratings!

 

[Bruscoe]

…and renewed for the die hard fans.

 

[Yoshi155]

…except it's a crappy 2010s reboot.

 

[Bruscoe]

…with none of the original actors or writers.

 

[NovariusHaze]

I am a machine of the Earth.
Withered by the years.
Only a shell remains.
Nothing left inside.

 

[Bruscoe]

Okay WALL-E. Enough poetry, we gotta pick up the mess and pick a winner here.

 

[Yoshi155]

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that winner is me.

 

[Bruscoe]

Nah, it's someone else.

 

[ribbitribbon]

correct!

 

[Bruscoe]

Oh, I seemed to have accidentally excluded myself from my own statement.

When I say “someone else”, I actually mean someone other than you, fellow forum user, that is presently reading this message.

Since I am the OP of this message, and every other set of eyes is from a different person, it therefore means I win, as I am actually the “someone else” I was referring to.

 

[VernalLapin]

Too long, didn’t read.

 

[Bruscoe]

How dare you ignore my wondrous verbose statements. I shall further punish everyone in this thread by attempting to achieve victory as a result of your actions.

 

[VernalLapin]

‘K.

 

[Bruscoe]

 

[ribbitribbon]

maybe if i type in small letters, nobody will see

 

[VernalLapin]

I saw that.

 

[Bruscoe]

Hey, no shouting on the forum.