Lamest Excuses For Being Late?

[Trent the Paladin]

I fell.

 

[Liv]

<big>- My parents lost the key to my cage.
- I'm not late, you're just early.
- I squeezed way to much tooth paste out of my tootth paste container, it took me all morning to get it back in.

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<big><big>Now the best one,




Because I said so!</big></big>

 

[Lord Yuan]

Well after I woke up, an army commando told me that Jackie Chan and the communist alligators I had defeated back in Nam, were going to end the peace treaty because they wanted access to our energy crystals. So I had to call up Mr. T and Billy Mays again to try and talk it out with Chan, yet they already had began heating up their mana cannon on Galzatron0219. So we had to activate the hydronic transporter and teleport to the United American Space Base. On Kalmazonienin212 the alligators had already began stealing from the mines but I went into super mode and stopped them. Then we all went out for hamburgers and Jackie invited us to a dance off, yet I had to tell him I would miss class so thats why I am late.

 

[Pear]

It is of no importance that I'm late,
because all your base are belong to us.

 

[Ricano]

nahh i just say I overslept...

 

[Niall]

Someone in my class said there alarm clock broke!

 

[Pear]

I'm never late. I lose track of time quickly, so I'm semi-paranoid and always watching the clock.

 

[Bacon Boy]

Because it's logical.

 

[Robochao]

null

 

[Pup101]

Well ive never been laye before. But my excuse would be my teacher was talking to me.

 

[fitzy]

Well after I woke up, an army commando told me that Jackie Chan and the communist alligators I had defeated back in Nam, were going to end the peace treaty because they wanted access to our energy crystals. So I had to call up Mr. T and Billy Mays again to try and talk it out with Chan, yet they already had began heating up their mana cannon on Galzatron0219. So we had to activate the hydronic transporter and teleport to the United American Space Base. On Kalmazonienin212 the alligators had already began stealing from the mines but I went into super mode and stopped them. Then we all went out for hamburgers and Jackie invited us to a dance off, yet I had to tell him I would miss class so thats why I am late.

lmao

 

[Nynaeve]

I got out of a speeding ticket once on Rt. 80 by ignoring the flashing lights behind me and pulling into a rest area. I ran into the bathroom and waited a few minutes, then came out and said I had explosive diarrhea. It totally worked!

 

[Anna]

Well after I woke up, an army commando told me that Jackie Chan and the communist alligators I had defeated back in Nam, were going to end the peace treaty because they wanted access to our energy crystals. So I had to call up Mr. T and Billy Mays again to try and talk it out with Chan, yet they already had began heating up their mana cannon on Galzatron0219. So we had to activate the hydronic transporter and teleport to the United American Space Base. On Kalmazonienin212 the alligators had already began stealing from the mines but I went into super mode and stopped them. Then we all went out for hamburgers and Jackie invited us to a dance off, yet I had to tell him I would miss class so thats why I am late.

lmao

xD lol

 

[Robochao]

I was plucking weeds.

I was whisking cake batter!

 

[Lord Yuan]

Well after I woke up, an army commando told me that Jackie Chan and the communist alligators I had defeated back in Nam, were going to end the peace treaty because they wanted access to our energy crystals. So I had to call up Mr. T and Billy Mays again to try and talk it out with Chan, yet they already had began heating up their mana cannon on Galzatron0219. So we had to activate the hydronic transporter and teleport to the United American Space Base. On Kalmazonienin212 the alligators had already began stealing from the mines but I went into super mode and stopped them. Then we all went out for hamburgers and Jackie invited us to a dance off, yet I had to tell him I would miss class so thats why I am late.

lmao

xD lol

pffft! You like that? I can do more.....

During the American Revolution, Jesse Jackson found 7 magical stones, he decided to use the power to create an army of the undead. Ever since then Jesse Has been lying dormant underground with his zombie armada waiting to attack when the world is most vulnerable...They say that the only one who can stop Jesse Jackson is Obama, but because he was talking down to black people, Jesse Jackson will try and cut off his balls. If this happens not only will we have the second female president (the first being Abraham Lincoln (he was a hermaphrodite)) but he will lose his magical power to MAN UP and defeat the zombies. Yet if Gordon Freeman decided he would help destroy the 7 stones, there may be hope....making up that story made me late.....

 

[DirtyD]

Sorry I was late for a date sweetie, I was off on a date with..... er i mean

 

[Elliot]

(walks wierd like i got beaten up) I got beaten up by some dude while i was walking so i was walking so slowly, because if i walk fast i will break my leg.

 

[FITZEH]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Still though for breaking your shoes... :O

Well you can't really go anywhere without shoes XD

Well yeah but wouldn't you buy new ones?

no. :gyroidsideways:

When would you buy a new pair?

 

[Robochao]

Sorry, I was trimming the bush.

 

[FITZEH]

Sorry, I was trimming the bush.

I lol'd