Lala Diner

[Gabby]

<big><big><big><big><big>~ Lala Diner~</big></big></big>



Hello and welcome to the Lala Diner.(i am still making improvements)
I am the worst graphic person so if anybody could make a banner or something that will be good.This is a place for people to come and hang out or have something to eat.You can go to the arcade or watch tv on the 99.9" screen.Or if you have an injury go to the ER. I am now accepting jobs to whom ever wants one.This is not your old fastion small diner.It is a diner filled with meny secrets.So here are they job listings:


Jobs

-Manager, JHH0369
-Wepen controll,Gerudo18
-Surcruity Gaurd,Koeler,Monkey09
-Chef,Gengar
-Cashier,Snowy
-Ghost controll,Ryusei
-Doctor(There is going to be an Er do not asked why I put that),TERRY16389
-Janitor,THEBOBINATOR

Menu

Drinks:
-Cola
-Green tea
-Ice tea
-Sweet tea
-Water
-Orange jucie
-Apple juce
-Milk
-Lemonade
-Milk shake
-Rootbear
-Lemon tea
Food:

Breakfeast
-Wario Walffles
-Buttered Toast
-Pancakes with surup
-Eggs
-BLT

Lunch
-Goomba Burger
-Mario frys
-Luigi Sandwich
-Toad's salad
-Monkey bread star burger
-Zelda Walfle frys
-Turkey sandwitch
-Ham sandwitch

Dinner
-Shimp platter
-Steak
-Jumbo salad
-Lobster
-Crab
-Bucket o' Chicken legs
-Big Chicken sandwitch

Deserts:
-Prinsess peach pies
-Chocolate moose
-Waluigi cakes

Lala specials
-Cherryflambay

<big><big><big><big><big>Breaking News</big></big></big>
We found the thief!The thief is the evil twin of OCM.This is what the owner had to say:I am glad we got those pattys back,I thought we were going to take goomba bugers off the menu.The burger thief has 5 years in jail.We now know to watch out for the dreaded burger thief.
I am Faramontara with the news.

<big><big><big>Smile of the week</big>



I am happy today so I can relate.

 

[Gabby]

We are open and ready for bissness.

 

[Jeremy]

I'll have a BLT :gyroidveryhappy:

 

[Gabby]

*serves BLT*Would you like anything else?

 

[Micah]

Can I be security guard?

 

[Gabby]

Sure.I need two more.

 

[THEBOBINATOR]

thank you for saving the janitor position for me.

 

[Gabby]

You can have the janitor job and bring you lamas.

 

[Gabby]

The next custimor gets to be the manager.

 

[Propaganda Man]

I demand that bob be put on the blacklist.

 

[THEBOBINATOR]

I demand that bob be put on the blacklist.

hey. according to U.S. labor laws, black lists are illigal.

 

[Gabby]

I do not want racist take in my Diner.*send's bam to the dungen*

 

[THEBOBINATOR]

I do not want racist take in my Diner.*send's bam to the dungen*

wait, what?

blacklists are something that were used in the American guilded age of Industrial Revolution. They said which workers belonged to unions or were "indisirables", and were used by big buisness to stop the unions.

they were not a list of black people.

 

[Gabby]

sorry got that mixed up.*takes bam out of the dungen and gives him a cola8

 

[Snowy]

May I be the Cashier please?


^_^

 

[Gabby]

<big><big><big><big><big>NO!</big></big></big>Just kidding.yes you can

 

[Snowy]

I got sad when I red the giant "no"...lol, but any ways thanks!

 

[Gabby]

Welcome make sure nobody steals the money.Not that there is any

 

[Jeremy]

I'll have orange juice with my BLT. :gyroidtongue:

 

[Gabby]

*serves orange juice*would you like to be the manager?