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[Ti4558]

The aliens program the robots to kill the survivor then explode.

 

[Wubajub]

The aliens accidentally programmed them as 'hugging bots' that explode jelly beans on contact.

 

[Ti4558]

The survivor eats the jelly beans then dies, because they are poisonous.

 

[Wubajub]

Survivor is defibrillated and mircously comes back to life.

 

[Ti4558]

the aliens defibrillated him just so they could kill him again.

 

[Callie]

The aliens get bored and leave outer space to party in Florida.

 

[Ti4558]

Florida got bombed by terriorist so the aliens decided to kill him.

 

[Callie]

The terrorists were too busy partying—they didn't have time to bomb the state of Florida.

 

[Ti4558]

After the party was over the aliens and the terrorist kill the survivor.

 

[Wubajub]

But the aliens and terrorists were having a hangover so they let the survivor off.

 

[Ti4558]

The survivor stole something from a cruel contry, so the police killed him.

 

[Callie]

The police are too busy being hungover.

 

[Ti4558]

Ignore this post.

 

[Callie]

How does that kill hungover police officers? The point of the game is to kill the thing above you...

 

[Ti4558]

The police officers find a way to kill even though they are hungover.

Off topic: Sorry about that.

 

[Wubajub]

A stampede of rhinos trample them all leaving abosolutely no survivors.

 

[Iownall]

A stampede of rhinos trample them all leaving abosolutely no survivors.

There happens to be a group of rhino poachers nearby.

 

[Iownall]

bump this is an excellent game i do say

 

[Ti4558]

The rhino poachers have guns that shoot bubblegum, so the rhinos don't get injured.

 

[Iownall]

The rhino poachers have guns that shoot bubblegum, so the rhinos don't get injured.

Someone tampered with the bubble gum and it's filled with lead.