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Okay, so I just realized something absolutely, positively, no-doubt-about-it, horrible about kangaroos.

DUN DUN DUN

They freakin' abuse their joeys.

1) When a kangaroo claps, it's smacking the joey over and over again.

2) When it holds its hands together, it's squishing the joey's head.

3) When it falls in a pitfall, the joey is pretty much suffocating.

4) Sometimes when they hold certain tools, the tools go right through the joey's head, implying that they shove everything through their face.

In other words, DON'T TRUST YOUR KANGAROOS! This is living proof that they will kill you if given the chance! (Okay, probably not, lol... But still!)
 
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