Jokes!

[ACKid9]

Post your favourite jokes on this topic!
Here are a few of mine (don't say they're rubbish):

Q. When is Luke Skywalker's birthday?
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">A. May the Fourth (be with you).</div>

Q. How do skunks communicate?
(You can say that this one's rubbish if you want, I made it up myself)
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">A. Smell-e-phone.</div>

 

[JasonBurrows]

I went to the gym the other day.
They asked me how flexible I was.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Answer</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">I can't do Thursdays</div>

 

[Lisathegreat!]

so i was walking down the street then i fell

 

[Yokie]

"I've heard that the Mayans came up with the zero-system."
"Really? They must have zero-check"

Ugh... Sounds a lot better in Swedish. :/

 

[Sporge27]

What is gold colored and sounds like a pirate?
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">pyrite!</div>

 

[Lobo]

So a guy walks into a bar and he says, "Ouch."

 

[Mr. L]

Well this is going badly.

 

[williamd]

@ L Lawliet AH HAHA HA THATS HILLARIOS!XDDDDD (sorry for the sarcasm i had to)

 

[Bacon Boy]

I think the only one that got a chuckle out of me was Sporge's. The others I had heard before, or were just terribly corny. Lisa's made me lol.

 

[muffun]

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have

 

[Callie]

A dyslectic man walks into a bra.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of jeans to his game?
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Answer</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> Incase he got a hole in one </div>