items in video games that you wish existed irl

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escape rope from pokemon

oh no i just said/did something really stupid f*** me
ESCAPE ROPE

jfc what the hell is ICP doing playing here pls no
ESCAPE ROPE

solve this problem in front of the class more like no
ESCAPE ROPE

"hey can you do a thing for me"
ESCAPE ROPE
 
I can just tell you are from tUMBLR

rare candy
I really need to level up sIGH
 
There's no doubt that life would be better with Star Power. Just don't touch me.
 
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There's no doubt that life would be better with Star Power. Just don't touch me.

- touches and automatically falls off the screen into a dark pit -
What the heck? Where am I?


I wish 1-ups from any game existed.

Me: Hey, what are you doing?
Robber: - shoots me -
Me: - appears again in front of -
Robber: What the hell?
Me: Hey you looking for me? - Punches and knocks out -


EDIT: I also wish chaos emeralds existed.

Omochao: This is an emerald
Me: - evil grin -
Me: - grabs emerald and destroys omochao with its power
Sonic: Oh my gosh, we're free! We finally don't have to listen to that annoying chao anymore!
- Sonic and friends run into the sunset -
Chorus: we're free! we're freeee!!
 
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Obligatory mention of the portal gun.

Not a specific item, but infinite inventory space storage pockets/bags would be cool.
 
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Pokemon in general?

I want a Rayquaza to fly around on.

And my own Ocarina of Time.
I can just play a song and travel the world or change time.
 
The magatama from Ace Attorney. I'd love to unlock people's secrets!
 
Portal Gun was my first idea but I see that someone has mentioned it already so I would have to say the Pipboy from the fallout series! You could carry 100+ lbs more...not that anyone has that much to carry around but it would be awesome!
 
A Yoshi egg, because then it would hatch in to my own little pet Yoshi! *-*

And it could take care of unwanted critters walking around by eating them.
 
The hookshot from Ocarina of Time.
There have been so many cold days in Winter, walking home from the bus stop, and I always think, "Wow, if I had a hookshot right now, I'd be home in seconds."
 
Phoenix Down from Final Fantasy
Elixir of Lockpicking, Elixir of Waterbreathing, and Potion of Prolonged Invisibility from Skyrim
Super Star from Mario
Majora's Mask from The Legend of Zelda
Escape Rope from Pok?mon
Warp Star from Kirby

Basically, my life needs to become a video game.
 
The bike from Pokemon.

Who doesn't like a free bike?




Free bikes don't real.
 
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Awakening from Pokemon - Just spray that stuff on my face in the morning and I'll be ready to go, that should be how it works anyway.

Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask - Running late? Not a problem. Just slip it on your head and you'll be there in no time.

Ring of Khajiiti from Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion - For those moments where you just don't want to talk to anybody. You'll be harder to notice.

Chester from Don't Starve (if he counts despite being alive) - Come on, he's adorable. And he's a living item holder. I'm sure he'd love leftovers too.

Super Leaf from Mario Bros - It would be so cool to fly, and then to just gently float back down.

The Medigun from Team Fortress 2 - It can heal pretty much any injury. It would help so many people in this world.
 
I want the Keyblade..

Still waiting for Heartless to come destroy Florida so a Keyblade will appear in my hand so I can save the day.
 
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