Smart_Tech_Dragon_15
Retired Staff
This is an interesting chat I had with SysteMeltDown in AIM.
SmartValoo15: Hello?
jjbatjr2004: hello
SmartValoo15: Hello, this is Valoo of the Zebra company. When do you want your lemons delivered?
SmartValoo15: (Play along)
jjbatjr2004: Sometime soon
jjbatjr2004: i'd like tem green
SmartValoo15: Would that be this millenia or last millenia?
jjbatjr2004: both please
SmartValoo15: All right. The total is:
SmartValoo15: -858,549,595 Euro.
jjbatjr2004: ok
SmartValoo15: Please pull up to the taco.
jjbatjr2004: i will
jjbatjr2004: so yuo nkow it is me
SmartValoo15: Affirmative.
jjbatjr2004: i drive pink baloon
jjbatjr2004: *drives up*
SmartValoo15: Got ya. Also, watch out for the monkey playing the flute.
jjbatjr2004: ok
jjbatjr2004: oh
jjbatjr2004: my
jjbatjr2004: that is the MOST
jjbatjr2004: AWESOME sound ever
SmartValoo15: *Welcome to Valoo's house of everything. How may I take your order?
jjbatjr2004: just ne piece of time
SmartValoo15: All right then. What are you thinking of buying?
jjbatjr2004: maybe
SmartValoo15: All right then. ONe maybe.
jjbatjr2004: yes
SmartValoo15: That will be 509 Indian rupeees.
SmartValoo15: And none of the Hyrulian kind,either.
jjbatjr2004: ok
SmartValoo15: We can tell the smudges.
jjbatjr2004: lol
jjbatjr2004: ere you are
SmartValoo15: ANd they will call their friend, Mr. Sponge.
SmartValoo15: O
jjbatjr2004: ok
SmartValoo15: So, will that be cash or cows?
jjbatjr2004: cows
jjbatjr2004: they are nice ans small
SmartValoo15: All right then. PLease back up to the apple. Watch out for the steamroller, though. If you are flattened, we will make you 3 dimensional, for free.
jjbatjr2004: ok
jjbatjr2004: *gets falatted*
jjbatjr2004: its a meya
jjbatjr2004: !
jjbatjr2004: paper mario!
SmartValoo15: Don't worry, our automatic salad tosser will toss you into the 3rd dimension and beyond.
jjbatjr2004:
jjbatjr2004: ok sir smushalot!
SmartValoo15: Right this way, life form. *Puts in Salad Tosser*
jjbatjr2004: *weeeeeeee!
SmartValoo15: Uh-oh! You're not buckled in!
SmartValoo15: THat's not good!
jjbatjr2004: *falls out*
jjbatjr2004: aaahhhhh
jjbatjr2004: then again
jjbatjr2004: wwwweeeee
SmartValoo15: HEllo, and welcome to Valoo's Valoos.
SmartValoo15: How may I Valoo you?
jjbatjr2004: i will take a ordr of 1 valoo with a number valoo pleae
SmartValoo15: Okay. PLease pull up to the valoo.
SmartValoo15: That will cost 5 valoos.
jjbatjr2004: okand have a valoo day!
SmartValoo15: You too,.
SmartValoo15: Halt!
SmartValoo15: Thou is under arrest!
jjbatjr2004: yessir?
jjbatjr2004: why?
SmartValoo15: You were not speaking in un funny accent.
jjbatjr2004: did i get to much valoo?
SmartValoo15: Thou must speaketh in different accent.
SmartValoo15: Or thou shall be valooed.
jjbatjr2004: thou nderstands
SmartValoo15: (I'm just making this stuff up as I go.)
jjbatjr2004: (me 2
)
SmartValoo15: Welcome to the Smart Tech Empire.
SmartValoo15: Ruled by our Emperor, Smart Tech.
SmartValoo15: Do you need any assistance?
jjbatjr2004: NO...i can handle my own self thanthu very much!
SmartValoo15: All right then. Have a fun time in Smart Tech Town.
jjbatjr2004: alrighty
SmartValoo15: Well, I've got to go.
SmartValoo15: I'll see you later. And don't worry, I'm keeping this chat.
SmartValoo15: I'll post it on TBT.
jjbatjr2004: ok
jjbatjr2004: bye
Comments?
SmartValoo15: Hello?
jjbatjr2004: hello
SmartValoo15: Hello, this is Valoo of the Zebra company. When do you want your lemons delivered?
SmartValoo15: (Play along)
jjbatjr2004: Sometime soon
jjbatjr2004: i'd like tem green
SmartValoo15: Would that be this millenia or last millenia?
jjbatjr2004: both please
SmartValoo15: All right. The total is:
SmartValoo15: -858,549,595 Euro.
jjbatjr2004: ok
SmartValoo15: Please pull up to the taco.
jjbatjr2004: i will
jjbatjr2004: so yuo nkow it is me
SmartValoo15: Affirmative.
jjbatjr2004: i drive pink baloon
jjbatjr2004: *drives up*
SmartValoo15: Got ya. Also, watch out for the monkey playing the flute.
jjbatjr2004: ok
jjbatjr2004: oh
jjbatjr2004: my
jjbatjr2004: that is the MOST
jjbatjr2004: AWESOME sound ever
SmartValoo15: *Welcome to Valoo's house of everything. How may I take your order?
jjbatjr2004: just ne piece of time
SmartValoo15: All right then. What are you thinking of buying?
jjbatjr2004: maybe
SmartValoo15: All right then. ONe maybe.
jjbatjr2004: yes
SmartValoo15: That will be 509 Indian rupeees.
SmartValoo15: And none of the Hyrulian kind,either.
jjbatjr2004: ok
SmartValoo15: We can tell the smudges.
jjbatjr2004: lol
jjbatjr2004: ere you are
SmartValoo15: ANd they will call their friend, Mr. Sponge.
SmartValoo15: O
jjbatjr2004: ok
SmartValoo15: So, will that be cash or cows?
jjbatjr2004: cows
jjbatjr2004: they are nice ans small
SmartValoo15: All right then. PLease back up to the apple. Watch out for the steamroller, though. If you are flattened, we will make you 3 dimensional, for free.
jjbatjr2004: ok
jjbatjr2004: *gets falatted*
jjbatjr2004: its a meya
jjbatjr2004: !
jjbatjr2004: paper mario!
SmartValoo15: Don't worry, our automatic salad tosser will toss you into the 3rd dimension and beyond.
jjbatjr2004:
jjbatjr2004: ok sir smushalot!
SmartValoo15: Right this way, life form. *Puts in Salad Tosser*
jjbatjr2004: *weeeeeeee!
SmartValoo15: Uh-oh! You're not buckled in!
SmartValoo15: THat's not good!
jjbatjr2004: *falls out*
jjbatjr2004: aaahhhhh
jjbatjr2004: then again
jjbatjr2004: wwwweeeee
SmartValoo15: HEllo, and welcome to Valoo's Valoos.
SmartValoo15: How may I Valoo you?
jjbatjr2004: i will take a ordr of 1 valoo with a number valoo pleae
SmartValoo15: Okay. PLease pull up to the valoo.
SmartValoo15: That will cost 5 valoos.
jjbatjr2004: okand have a valoo day!
SmartValoo15: You too,.
SmartValoo15: Halt!
SmartValoo15: Thou is under arrest!
jjbatjr2004: yessir?
jjbatjr2004: why?
SmartValoo15: You were not speaking in un funny accent.
jjbatjr2004: did i get to much valoo?
SmartValoo15: Thou must speaketh in different accent.
SmartValoo15: Or thou shall be valooed.
jjbatjr2004: thou nderstands
SmartValoo15: (I'm just making this stuff up as I go.)
jjbatjr2004: (me 2
SmartValoo15: Welcome to the Smart Tech Empire.
SmartValoo15: Ruled by our Emperor, Smart Tech.
SmartValoo15: Do you need any assistance?
jjbatjr2004: NO...i can handle my own self thanthu very much!
SmartValoo15: All right then. Have a fun time in Smart Tech Town.
jjbatjr2004: alrighty
SmartValoo15: Well, I've got to go.
SmartValoo15: I'll see you later. And don't worry, I'm keeping this chat.
SmartValoo15: I'll post it on TBT.
jjbatjr2004: ok
jjbatjr2004: bye
Comments?