1. Go to Google Translate.
2. Enter what you want to become instant Engrish in the box.
3. Choose English > Japanese and click Translate.
4. Copy the Japanese translation and past it back in the translation box.
5. Click "swap" and Translate to translate the translation back to English from Japanese.
6. Instant Engrish!
For example, here's the above steps made into Engrish:
1. Go to Google's translation.
Two. What if, in the Open box, and the wonders of instant wants to be English, please.
Three. Please select English> and click on a Japanese translation.
Four. Japanese translation, and translation of the last box to copy.
Five. Click on "swap" to translate the translation from English to Japanese translation.
Six. The English's Mysterious instant!
lulz
2. Enter what you want to become instant Engrish in the box.
3. Choose English > Japanese and click Translate.
4. Copy the Japanese translation and past it back in the translation box.
5. Click "swap" and Translate to translate the translation back to English from Japanese.
6. Instant Engrish!
For example, here's the above steps made into Engrish:
1. Go to Google's translation.
Two. What if, in the Open box, and the wonders of instant wants to be English, please.
Three. Please select English> and click on a Japanese translation.
Four. Japanese translation, and translation of the last box to copy.
Five. Click on "swap" to translate the translation from English to Japanese translation.
Six. The English's Mysterious instant!
lulz