2+2= Banana.
Once a Waddle Dee was spotted in NYC but used a magic flute to call Epona the horse and flew to space to become nyan cat.
There is a game called Legend of Bella: Twilight Prince.
Last night, an army of unicorns invaded China. The civilians tried to resist the incoming tidal wave of magical horses, but the unicorns just turned them all into pink bunnies. The government tranquillised the unicorns, but then the great Huitzilopochtli came down and rained judgement upon everyone. Now everyone involved just feels awkward.