If you could write a letter to a visiting NPC, what would it say?

[tajikey]

Here's mine:

Dear Pascal,

Thank you for finally gifting me a second tiara. Unfortunately for you, this means I will no longer need to hunt for scallops, which in turn means you're going to die of starvation.

Regretfully Yours,
Tajikey

 

[JSS]

Why do I feel like all the replies will border on death threats and blackmail?

 

[justalittlemad]

Dear Label,

Please either move back in with your sisters or stop coming to this island. At a certain point it becomes time to realize not all of our dreams are meant to be achieved.

Sincerely yours,
Lilith

 

[Lullaboid]

I would just write a marriage proposal to Celeste

 

[tajikey]

I would just write a marriage proposal to Celeste

Well, what would it say?

 

[QueenOpossum]

Dear Celeste,

Why is everyone else guaranteed to visit? You're better than them and worth more.

Please visit Lazuliet more. I love you.

 

[DJStarstryker]

Dear Gulliver

Please give me a lucky cat. PLEASE! It has been nearly 5 months and you haven't given me a single one! Don't I deserve it for helping you rebuild your communicator so much?

Your friend Kilo

 

[Lullaboid]

Well, what would it say?

Dear Celeste,

I have rewritten this letter many times, as thus far each attempt has failed to adequately express the depths of my fondness for you. But even as the embers in the fireplace grow ever dimmer, I am determined to find the words that will win your affections. All day I have thought of nothing but your dreamy face, your eyes lit by starlight. As I caught butterflies to sell to the local general goods store, I imagined what it might be like to capture your heart. Whilst digging up fossils I paused for a brief respite, setting my shovel aside as I pondered what delightful, yet-unknown insights must exist within your own past. When you tell me your tales of constellations, I marvel at your intelligence and wit. I only wish you would tell me more about you.

When you look up at the sky and your eyes light up in astonishment, struck by the significance of a universe so vast and beautiful that it defies the limits of our very understanding, what you are feeling is a mere fraction of the wonder and awe with which I behold you.

I am afraid that I must cease writing shortly- I can hear Beau lurking around in my yard again. Celeste, please accept my hand in marriage. Together we'll explore the world- nay, the cosmos themselves- with the wonder befitting of only a true love. I implore you to respond posthaste.

Eternally yours,
Lullaboid

 

[DragonLatios]

To anyone At Read this. Cake is a Lie! That is all.

 

[Uffe]

Dear Gulliver

Please give me a lucky cat. PLEASE! It has been nearly 5 months and you haven't given me a single one! Don't I deserve it for helping you rebuild your communicator so much?

Your friend Kilo

I ended up getting a Lucky Cat today and I gave it to my brother thinking I could just buy it at the store. He turned it into a golden Lucky Cat. Next time I get something from Gullilver, I'm opening it first and checking.

 

[JSS]

My dearest Redd,

the next time you think about displaying fake art exclusively, just remember that I know where you dock at.

From anonymous

 

[Pintuition]

I'd send a letter to Celeste asking her to live on my island permanently! Girl needs a starry home!

 

[Fraggle]

Dear Leif,

There are many beautiful bushes and flowers in the World, why is your range so limited?

Try Google and invest in a bigger cart.

Yours Sincerely,

Fraggle

 

[Jhine7]

Dear Label,

You aren't really wanted here. Please go make yourself useful and invite your friend Gracie to the island. Oh, and how about visiting your sisters for once?

Kick Kicks out while you're at it. Thanks I guess.

 

[Pyoopi]

Hey Redd,

I don't do formal jargon, but let's work together! You're little business right now is pretty laaame. Why are you low-balling yourself? I mean if you like being a loser then keep at it. However if you want you score the big bucks, I'll pay you a hefty sum if you bring back more black market goods. Monkey paws, shrunken heads, stuff tourists love and crave, bring it all!

100% trustworthy,
Pyoopi​

 

[SpaceTokki77]

Dear Redd,
It has come to my attention that your "art" business includes fake artwork. This is considered a scam and is illegal. There have been multiple reports of you selling unoriginal art that you said was real. You have been warned.

Sincerely, Lavender

 

[Lavamaize]

"Go away Label, I don't want your clothes"

 

[Tiffany]

redd please stop selling me fakes, i know you can get real art.

 

[Dunquixote]

Dear C.J,
I love your fish models but they are way too small. Please give me the option to resize them along with the option to make sea creatures that I catch diving into models. If you can’t do that, maybe “offer” your partner to the sharks, to see if that helps inspire him to make the models bigger.

Your’s truly,
Dunquixote

P.S: Feel free to offer Kicks, Leif and Label to the sharks as well to see if that helps give them more inspiration in their items they choose to sell.

 

[Skandranon]

Dear Kicks

Please abandon your shoe selling and come live on my island. I want you as a neighbor so bad, you are so much more than traveling shoes salesman. If you don't want to give up making shoes, then you can open a cobbler shop here, I can find you a great location for it.