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If Pokemon were real...

renmuN said:
I'd catch a Mudkip and go around to random people and scream I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Off Topic - But I played some guy yesterday with a gamertag similar to I HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPZ
 
If Pokemon were real, I would organize protest marches in front of the gyms protesting the INHUMANITY of the sport! I mean, making animals FIGHT each other for FUN! HORRIBLE!

...But they're not real. So I won't.
 
Smash Genesis said:
If Pokemon were real, I would organize protest marches in front of the gyms protesting the INHUMANITY of the sport! I mean, making animals FIGHT each other for FUN! HORRIBLE!

...But they're not real. So I won't.
They aren't animals, Pokemon are just tools of destruction!
Only those worthy and strong should have Pokemon, so I'm not doing much harm from stealing yours, am I?

I'd join Team Rocket.
 
Cons:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">If Pokemon were real, furf@gs would try to take over the world.

If the characters from the cartoons were real, fanboys and pedos/perverts would kidnap the female protagonists and abuse them.

If we had legendaries, people would whore over catching em and epically fail. Because everyone totally relies on Legendary Pokemon for every battle they participate in. Fack bro, use the pokemon you've spent tons of hard work and time on. Plus you're not supposed to catch legendaries in the cartoon, so it would be the same law for pokemon irl.

It will take time and patience to form a bond between your Pokemon. Remember how Ash and Pikachu never got along in 1st Generation Episode 1? Raising and Training Pokemon isn't super happy fun time. it's serious business. I'm sure everyone would do a decent job if Pokemon were real.</div>
Pros:
The only positive thing I can find out of Pokemon being real is....Adventure and a free life. Explore with your friends, battle many fearsome foes in your quest to become the best of the best, whether your road is becoming a Pokemon Master, Top Coordinator, Pokemon Breeder, Pokemon Ranger, etc. etc. You don't have to go to school in the Pokemon World, maybe a little bit of Trainer's School but that only lasts a few months. You still don't need that school cause you've played tons of Pokemon Games, you would only go there if you're feeling generous and willing to help the newbies. Other than that, a Pokemon World would be Excellent.
 
Smash Genesis said:
John102 said:
Ok, I'd be the best pokemon trainer of all, period.
So that means you want to be the very best? Like no one ever was?
*breaks out into song*

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pok
 
John102 said:
Smash Genesis said:
John102 said:
Ok, I'd be the best pokemon trainer of all, period.
So that means you want to be the very best? Like no one ever was?
*breaks out into song*

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pok
 
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