If pokemon were real.

[Rockman!]

Yus. I can finally go away on an adventure and get away from my brothers since they're not 10 yet. c:

Dudette.
I would get a house full of Torchics.

;D

XD

 

[Vooloo]

Yus. I can finally go away on an adventure and get away from my brothers since they're not 10 yet. c:

Dudette.
I would get a house full of Torchics.

;D

XD

Good idea o:

 

[Rockman!]

Yus. I can finally go away on an adventure and get away from my brothers since they're not 10 yet. c:

Dudette.
I would get a house full of Torchics.

;D

XD

Good idea o:

No need for heaters in the winter time

 

[The Sign Painter]

I would get a Torchic, give it an everstone, then play with it for the rest of my life!

I would be more of a breeder than a trainer.

 

[Rockman!]

I would get a Torchic, give it an everstone, then play with it for the rest of my life!

Great minds think alike.

I'd name mine Cuddle.

 

[The Sign Painter]

I would get a Torchic, give it an everstone, then play with it for the rest of my life!

Great minds think alike.

I'd name mine Cuddle.

Mine, if it was a dude, would be named Farren, but if it was a girl, maybe Francine?


And at all the people who were like "d00d! i wood soo toetally have [insert legendary name here]!" You most likely wouldn't.
Besides, who needs [insert legendary name here] when you can have a Torchic?

 

[Blue Cup]

I'd get me a female Mightyena, a female Lopunny, a female Lucario, a male Jolteon and a male Zangoose and then I would...[explicitly deleted]

 

[The Sign Painter]

I'd get me a female Mightyena, a female Lopunny, a female Lucario, a male Jolteon and a male Zangoose and then I would...[explicitly deleted]

As soon as I saw Lopunny, I knew what the whole post was about.

And I must say, I expected Gardevoir to be in your list.

 

[Blue Cup]

I'd get me a female Mightyena, a female Lopunny, a female Lucario, a male Jolteon and a male Zangoose and then I would...[explicitly deleted]

As soon as I saw Lopunny, I knew what the whole post was about.

And I must say, I expected Gardevoir to be in your list.

Teehee.

Gardevoir looks too human. I know someone that's obsessed with it, mainly because it's a staple of his team, but also because he's a goof.

On a more serious note, I'd probably get myself a Mightyena or a Zangoose and just travel around the world. Not necessarily battling or anything.

 

[Ren Partycat]

Not only would we have to deal with Team Rocket and Team Galactic, but furfags would try taking over the world by enslaving Female Pokemon like Gardevoir and Lopunny, abusing them and start to terrorist bomb everything.

Hey, it's true. >_>

 

[-Aaron]

@Erica and Miku: You guys think boots are delicious? ; A;

 

[Blue Cup]

but furfags would try taking over the world by enslaving Female Pokemon like Gardevoir and Lopunny, abusing them and start to terrorist bomb everything.

Hey, it's true. >_>

Hey, I resemble that remark.

If that were the case, I would have to take up the fight, then. I could train a separate team just for battling. I could work on eliminating Pokemon and Animal abuse at the same time.

 

[Vooloo]

@Erica and Miku: You guys think boots are delicious? ; A;

I was kidding. ;^;

 

[SilentHopes]

If pokemon stays popular into the far future, when we move onto holograms and stuff, Gamefreak will probably develop holographic pokemon that you could actually use in real life. That would be awesome...

 

[[Nook]]

I'd make a living using them
Imagine...

Torchic Nuggets
Ekans-skin boots
Magikarp & Chips
Kentucky Fried Pidgeotto
Miltank Milk
Tauros Steaks

The possibilities are endless!

Don't forget:

Cherubi Pie
Spoink Sausages
Exeggcute Rolls
Exeggutor Milk
Mamoswine fur coats
Grimer Jell-o
Shellder Chowder
Super Shroomishes (To trick fat plumbers, of course.)
Raticate Traps

If Pokemon were real, I'd breed them. Preferably Jinx and Mr. Mime as they are more human-like. If only we were the Pokemon and they were the humans...

 

[bittermeat]

Of course.

I always and still want Pokemon to be real. =(

 

[Ron Swanson]

If it were real,

Buizel.
Kecleon.
Shuckle.
<3

 

[m12]

If pok

 

[Callie]

I know I would!

But if pokemon were real, would animals be too?

 

[Princess]

If pokemon were real, Miranda would run for the hills screaming.



And I don't know. Maybe.