I want one of these! <3

[Tyeforce]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

 

[coffeebean!]

lol@thisthread

 

[robo.samurai]

Trolls and humans are entirely different species.
A troll would maul a kappa probably.
lolfictioncreaturefight

An undead-robot-ninja-pirate could take on a kappa AND a troll. At the same time!

a robo-samurai can take a kapa a troll and an undead-robot-ninja-pirate

 

[merinda!]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

:I
Do I care if Tom Nook is a tanuki?
NO.

 

[robo.samurai]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

 

[Tyeforce]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

 

[robo.samurai]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

why did you have to say there balls are usually big though? lol

 

[coffeebean!]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

lolJapanophile
lolballs

 

[merinda!]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

Yeah, but you didn't have to say
"That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger."

 

[robo.samurai]

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

Yeah, but you didn't have to say
"That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger."

exactly!

 

[Tyeforce]

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Raccoon dog, not squirrel. >_>

And, if you didn't already know, Tom Nook is a tanuki, too.

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

why did you have to say there balls are usually big though? lol

Because the picture was inaccurate, and I hate inaccuracies. =p And if I hadn't said that the picture wasn't accurate, if someone would have checked Wikipedia to see if I was telling the truth, they might be very shocked. XD

And one of the reasons why I like Animal Crossing is because there's a lot of references to Japanese folklore. Tom Nook is a tanuki, Crazy Redd is a kitsune, and Kapp'n is a kappa. =3

 

[merinda!]

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

of course Tyeforce would care about the size of a cat racoon things balls xD

>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

why did you have to say there balls are usually big though? lol

Because the picture was inaccurate, and I hate inaccuracies. =p And if I hadn't said that the picture wasn't accurate, if someone would have checked Wikipedia to see if I was telling the truth, they might be very shocked. XD

And one of the reasons why I like Animal Crossing is because there's a lot of references to Japanese folklore. Tom Nook is a tanuki, Crazy Redd is a kitsune, and Kapp'n is a kappa. =3

Kkkkk.
Well, weren't there any other pictures of a tanuki with out showing it's BALLSACK?

 

[Tyeforce]

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>_>

No, I simply am interesting in Japanese folklore. Kappa, tanuki, kitsune... I find youkai to be very interesting. I said what I did about the tanuki because I knew people would say "ew, are those his BALLS?!" if I didn't explain it. >_>

why did you have to say there balls are usually big though? lol

Because the picture was inaccurate, and I hate inaccuracies. =p And if I hadn't said that the picture wasn't accurate, if someone would have checked Wikipedia to see if I was telling the truth, they might be very shocked. XD

And one of the reasons why I like Animal Crossing is because there's a lot of references to Japanese folklore. Tom Nook is a tanuki, Crazy Redd is a kitsune, and Kapp'n is a kappa. =3

Kkkkk.
Well, weren't there any other pictures of a tanuki with out showing it's BALLSACK?

Not many, no, lol. They're a tanuki's iconic feature.

 

[lightningbolt]

Well...couldn't get more weirder than that

 

[Pear]

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why did you have to say there balls are usually big though? lol

Because the picture was inaccurate, and I hate inaccuracies. =p And if I hadn't said that the picture wasn't accurate, if someone would have checked Wikipedia to see if I was telling the truth, they might be very shocked. XD

And one of the reasons why I like Animal Crossing is because there's a lot of references to Japanese folklore. Tom Nook is a tanuki, Crazy Redd is a kitsune, and Kapp'n is a kappa. =3

Kkkkk.
Well, weren't there any other pictures of a tanuki with out showing it's BALLSACK?

Not many, no, lol. They're a tanuki's iconic feature.

So they choose to make it the most iconic character in a kids video game? 0__e

 

[merinda!]

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why did you have to say there balls are usually big though? lol

Because the picture was inaccurate, and I hate inaccuracies. =p And if I hadn't said that the picture wasn't accurate, if someone would have checked Wikipedia to see if I was telling the truth, they might be very shocked. XD

And one of the reasons why I like Animal Crossing is because there's a lot of references to Japanese folklore. Tom Nook is a tanuki, Crazy Redd is a kitsune, and Kapp'n is a kappa. =3

Kkkkk.
Well, weren't there any other pictures of a tanuki with out showing it's BALLSACK?

Not many, no, lol. They're a tanuki's iconic feature.

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[Pear]

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Because the picture was inaccurate, and I hate inaccuracies. =p And if I hadn't said that the picture wasn't accurate, if someone would have checked Wikipedia to see if I was telling the truth, they might be very shocked. XD

And one of the reasons why I like Animal Crossing is because there's a lot of references to Japanese folklore. Tom Nook is a tanuki, Crazy Redd is a kitsune, and Kapp'n is a kappa. =3

Kkkkk.
Well, weren't there any other pictures of a tanuki with out showing it's BALLSACK?

Not many, no, lol. They're a tanuki's iconic feature.

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I hope to god that post was sarcasm.

 

[Tyeforce]

Well...couldn't get more weirder than that

No, it's not weird at all. It's perfectly normal in Japan. In fact, there's a children's song about a tanuki's testicles. It may seem weird outside of Japan, but it's completely normal in Japan. Other countries are just so taboo on everything.

 

[merinda!]

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Kkkkk.
Well, weren't there any other pictures of a tanuki with out showing it's BALLSACK?

Not many, no, lol. They're a tanuki's iconic feature.

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I hope to god that post was sarcasm.

xD

 

[Lord Yuan]

I thought that kappa heads were open and filled with a liquid and if you give one a cucumber or something it bows the liquid poors out it dies and you don't get eaten by it.