I really need to get this off my chest.

[teto]

I've been pretending to be something I'm not.... I was just so scared to tell everyone this.
The truth is...
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ****ing ******** but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege.

 

[SoftFairie]

I've been pretending to be something I'm not.... I was just so scared to tell everyone this.
The truth is...
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ****ing ******** but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege.

I had no idea! Of course I'll accept you <3 Sir Danks-a-lot

 

[teto]

I had no idea! Of course I'll accept you <3 Sir Danks-a-lot

thank you, i'm so happy you're being so understanding.
i'm so totally banned

 

[Nightmares]

I understand ^.^

I'll be here to support you through everything <3

Stay strong bby

 

[SoftFairie]

I understand ^.^

I'll be here to support you through everything <3

Stay strong bby

Hey! Sir Danks-a-lot is my bby >: 0

 

[Nightmares]

Hey! Sir Danks-a-lot is my bby >: 0

Fine....

But I have 20%

 

[teto]

You can share.
I'm just glad you all understand, I love you all <3

 

[Nightmares]

You can share.
I'm just glad you all understand, I love you all <3

<3333333333

 

[teto]

<33333

 

[jiny]

good for you

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

I don't get this?

 

[teto]

I don't get this?

i sexually identify as a meme, and you need to accept that.
i've been posting memes for about half an hour yet in my ''would you rather?'' threads, and it just feels like it's me.
i know it's hard to come to terms with, but i hope you'll be able to accept me someday.

 

[Matramix]

Epic meme. That 420 no scoped me right in my heart.

 

[Hopeless Opus]

Nice lol

 

[SoftFairie]

You can share.
I'm just glad you all understand, I love you all <3

Sharing my meme queen?

 

[Anine]

I will always respecting your meme ways.

Real friends don't kinkshame

 

[Goth]

Since everybody is coming out, I have a confession to make too!

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ****, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[teto]

Thank you, thank you all.
I'm just so emotional over this. I didn't think people would understand, but you're all so supportive. <3

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

i sexually identify as a meme, and you need to accept that.
i've been posting memes for about half an hour yet in my ''would you rather?'' threads, and it just feels like it's me.
i know it's hard to come to terms with, but i hope you'll be able to accept me someday.

I still don't get it..
So apparently memes are a sexuality now?

 

[SoftFairie]

I still don't get it..
So apparently memes are a sexuality now?

Yes! Anything can be your sexuality if you truly believe in yourself <3