Once, a long time ago, when I was like 6 or something... I got this little bug catching cage thing where you collect bugs and put it in the little thing. I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR LIKE A WEEK. I don't even think I used it, it was just the thought of KEEPING a bug.
Once, a long time ago, I was like 7 or something, I had to scrape those annoying tent caterpillars off of a tree into a bucket of hot, soapy water (to kill them). It was like caterpillar soup.
Once, a long time ago, when I was like 8 or something, we had this garden and grew tomatoes in it, but one day... we found these HUGE green worm things crawling all over them. They were probably caterpillars actually, I don't know... but they were like as thick as three or four fingers. After seeing that... I couldn't eat tomatoes for a few years... Oh and there was one extra-ugly one with hundreds of eggs on its back. YUCK D:
Once, a long time ago, when I was like 9 or something, I was walking a long... and you know those annoying green, little inch worm things that like hang off of a long web? Well I guess one of them was hanging off their little web level with my mouth and I ended up EATING part of it... spit the rest of it out...
Once, a long time ago, during a couple years of my childhood, we had one of those Japanese beetle trap things (hangs from tree.... don't really see them much these days). Tons of 'em would get trapped in the thing, and we would like push on the outside of the thing and feel all of em crunching around.... gross...
Once, not as long ago, when I was like 15 or something, we (brother and I) slept at these other people's house in the basement for the night... BAD IDEA. We were right under a window and weird bugs kept falling on to our pillows and our faces.
So ya, all of those stories are true, I guess I've had a miserable childhood (

)... and I could keep going D: Well now I'll probably have nightmares now that I'm remembering all of this. G'night all! And remember... Don't let the BED BUGS bight!