I am the coolest person in the world.

[HumanResources]

That's right, I am the coolest person in the world. Cooler than everyone else.

 

[EpicGamer12]

Daaaang.

 

[Jas0n]

Please explain as to why this is the case.

 

[Rawburt]

Oh wise one, tell me how to be as cool as you.

 

[HumanResources]

Please explain as to why this is the case.

I have a superb education, I frequently get together with multiple women to assist them with their homework. I've built a V8 Engine using only 3-d modeling software and have two college degrees at the age of 18. I have an I.Q. of 153 and have a 4.0 GPA. Besides being a genius, I am also incredibly talented at multiple various sports. I've been told my many women that I'm one of the most handsome men they've seen. I attribute that, to my naturally curly hair. I can kick most people's asses in fencing and am a remarkable marksman.
I've built and can play my own electric guitar, and can also play the bass and piano.

So yeah, I AM cool. And by what world I mentioned before... I mean the planet Earth, so yeah, I'm the coolest person on earth.

 

[Greedo]

Your ego will be your demise.
A cool head is what is needed in this World, shame many cannot utilise it. I too, am one to be rather hot headed.

 

[HumanResources]

Ah but is confidence truly such a deplorable thing?
I can understand why someone such as you might question my coolness.
That's why I'm the coolest person on Earth, and you aren't.

 

[Jas0n]

Please explain as to why this is the case.

I have a superb education, I frequently get together with multiple women to assist them with their homework. I've built a V8 Engine using only 3-d modeling software and have two college degrees at the age of 18. I have an I.Q. of 153 and have a 4.0 GPA. Besides being a genius, I am also incredibly talented at multiple various sports. I've been told my many women that I'm one of the most handsome men they've seen. I attribute that, to my naturally curly hair. I can kick most people's asses in fencing and am a remarkable marksman.
I've built and can play my own electric guitar, and can also play the bass and piano.

So yeah, I AM cool. And by what world I mentioned before... I mean the planet Earth, so yeah, I'm the coolest person on earth.

And do you have proof?

I think this is where the ever famous 'pics or it didn't happen' line can come into play 8D

 

[Greedo]

And that's exxactly my point. You say you are, you take this... "crown" of your's.
And anyway, I'd rather be happy with who I am, rather than masquerading as some fool who believes he's God's gift now.

 

[HumanResources]

Wow, you people are just so jealous and can't accept the fact. Yeah, keep living in denial, but here in the real world, I'm the coolest, and nothing you can say or do could ever change that.
I'm cool enough that I need no proof, but I will however show you one picture.

<big><big><big><big>I'm the coolest person in the world.</big></big></big></big>

 

[Ciaran]

If you really were cool you wouldnt be here :L

 

[HumanResources]

If you really were cool you wouldnt be here :L

Of course I would... this forum is pretty damned cool, and so are most of it's members.

They aren't quite as cool as me, but it's still awesome.

 

[Greedo]

Jealousy, denial...? If that is what you think, then good luck to you.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

NO WAIT

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[HumanResources]

That man is cold good sir, not necessarily cool.

... on the coolness scale I believe he is... 9000/9000.

Yes I believe so... of course my coolness rating is 9001/9000.

 

[AndyB]

Ice to meet you. It's nice to see everybody so chill.

 

[HumanResources]

Ice to meet you. It's nice to see everybody so chill.

You see? This man's level of coolness is all near parallel to mine.
You should all follow the example of cool people like us; hopefully then you'll become equal in coolness.

...but probably not.

 

[Micah]

Please explain as to why this is the case.

I have a superb education, I frequently get together with multiple women to assist them with their homework. I've built a V8 Engine using only 3-d modeling software and have two college degrees at the age of 18. I have an I.Q. of 153 and have a 4.0 GPA. Besides being a genius, I am also incredibly talented at multiple various sports. I've been told my many women that I'm one of the most handsome men they've seen. I attribute that, to my naturally curly hair. I can kick most people's asses in fencing and am a remarkable marksman.
I've built and can play my own electric guitar, and can also play the bass and piano.

So yeah, I AM cool. And by what world I mentioned before... I mean the planet Earth, so yeah, I'm the coolest person on earth.

Fail.

 

[HumanResources]

A one word post by a mod, what a peculiar thing.
Once again, if that is all the rebuttal a gentleman of your status can give I can only assume one of the aforementioned theories... you're jealous, or you know you'll never be as cool as I am.

 

[John102]

Those are accomplishments to be proud of, I wish good fortune upon the rest of your life also.