How to get kicked out of Walmart

[Disband]

Scream Profanity!

 

[cannedcommunism]

Lick anyone and everyone you see.

 

[Disband]

Yes! ^

 

[cannedcommunism]

Wow, this must be some messed up Walmart, LOL

 

[Disband]

What?

 

[cannedcommunism]

As in: If all of these happened at one Walmart location, nobody would TRY to go there anymore

 

[Disband]

Oh, Okay

 

[Groovycat64]

Dress up as Ryu from Street Fighter and constantly yell, "Hadoken! Hadoken!"

 

[cannedcommunism]

Dress up as Captain Falcon and Falcon-Punch everybody in the deli isle

 

[Disband]

Start a rampage!

 

[Mini Mario]

Run up to them while they are not looking at Pirate's Cove and kill them, or just scare them. Personal preference.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Run up to them while they are not looking at Pirate's Cove and kill them, or just scare them. Personal preference.

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What?

 

[Disband]

…
What?

That's what I thought

 

[keybug55]

Run up to them while they are not looking at Pirate's Cove and kill them, or just scare them. Personal preference.

Or just go up to everybody and scream. That's basically my preference.

Or you know, just show up randomly without prompt. Ain't I a stinker?

 

[cannedcommunism]

Play "Potato Knishes" on the loudspeakers

 

[Alienfish]

Open all the stinky cheeses and carry them to the children's department.

 

[Leela]

Hide cats around the store. In the tills, in a cereal box, etc.

 

[Disband]

Race with powered wheel chairs