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How long is your dock?

...I had to look twice on this thread's title to make sure I didn't misread anything...

But yeah, ahem, it's 14.
 
I'd say it's longer than yours, though secretly it's only 10. But hey, Nooks sells medicine for a reason
 
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lmao the mods did a really good job cracking down on the innuendos for this one
 
I doubt the OP saw this kind of response coming. I surely wasn’t when checking this thread, but wow, this gave me the best laugh in a long time. Everyone had me wheezing. This community is great.

And yeah, I too, have a long dock.
 
I knew mine looked too small! I put all my fishing stuff on there. I wish it was 14. Why, Nintendo?
 
I was confused reading this thread but then I realized there was such a thing as a 14 plank dock. tragic as I have the inferior 10.
 
I guess I have the 10 one. My old island had the one with 14 planks and I don't see a reason to prefer either one tbh.
 
yall are so funny. thanks for the laughs. i honestly read 'dock' as another word. woo wee
 
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