how are you at flirting?

Flirting is easy. Gotta throw out the pick up lines and your golden.

Was your dad a baker?

Cause you've got a nice set of buns *wink wink*

Works everytime.
 
Flirting is easy. Gotta throw out the pick up lines and your golden.

Was your dad a baker?

Cause you've got a nice set of buns *wink wink*

Works everytime.

Heres a good one:

When you fell from heaven... did you fall on your face? Because you might want I get that checked out.

*wink*
 
One time I brought two juice boxes to my Kindergarten class. There was this girl in my class who was super thirsty at nap time. I gave her dat juice box. PLAYA!!!
 
My signature move is to lick the girl's face

I am doing this tomorrow. What is the chance I will get the lick back though? One time I brought two juice boxes to my Kindergarten class. There was this girl in my class who was super thirsty at nap time. I gave her dat juice box. PLAYA!!!

EDIT: oh god i double posted. must soap off the dirty feeling
 
I am doing this tomorrow. What is the chance I will get the lick back though? One time I brought two juice boxes to my Kindergarten class. There was this girl in my class who was super thirsty at nap time. I gave her dat juice box. PLAYA!!!

If you bring a juicebox to give after the lick, your more likely to recieve one back.

Throw in a pick up line between there somewhere.

Good to go.
 
If you bring a juicebox to give after the lick, your more likely to recieve one back.

Throw in a pick up line between there somewhere.

Good to go.

Oh god...

My user name is not doing me any favors at this moment.
 
If you bring a juicebox to give after the lick, your more likely to recieve one back.

Throw in a pick up line between there somewhere.

Good to go.

Lick her after she's done with the juice box becuase if not she'll start drinking and walk away. Far away.. Oh and use my line it always helps.
 
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