Selling Golden Slingshot - WHY IS THIS SO DARN HILARIOUS?!?!

[KiloPatches]

Is anyone ever gonna take that poor golden slingshot? >u<

You have the power to.....

 

[jackofspadesman]

90 golden pellets for my sanity

 

[KiloPatches]

90 golden pellets for my sanity

Pellets won't give you your sanity, Jake. Pellets are mere possessions.

 

[Matt0106]

Oh Jake. You'll never understand the true meaning of the Golden Slingshot...

 

[KiloPatches]

Oh Jake. You'll never understand the true meaning of the Golden Slingshot...

Theres a whole philosophy behind it. You just don't understand....

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Maybe one day you can attain true golden slingshot enlightenment.

 

[Matt0106]

Theres a whole philosophy behind it. You just don't understand....

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Maybe one day you can attain true golden slingshot enlightenment.

You see Jake? You are just too young for this kind of stuff...

 

[KiloPatches]

You see Jake? You are just too young for this kind of stuff...

I don't even know how old Jake is to be honest....

 

[Matt0106]

Neither do I. See, I understand the true meaning of the legendary Golden Slingshot because I am 342 years old. xD

 

[KiloPatches]

I see, I seee, Mmmmm..... yes quite....

 

[Momo15]

How come when I see people sell slingshots it turns out a normal selling thread but this turned out hilarious? xD

 

[KiloPatches]

I think Jake would be engaging in high risk behaviour to be handed a Golden Slingshot that fires three shots. Maybe we should start him off with something gentler and less dangerous, like one the fires just one. Or.... maybe slingshots are a bad idea for Jake all together. We want to keep you safe, Jake.

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How come when I see people sell slingshots it turns out a normal selling thread but this turned out hilarious? xD

BECAUSE OF JAKE, OKAY?!?! ITS ALL HIM!!!!! HE ASKED FOR TWENTY!!!! AND IT RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!

 

[Matt0106]

Yes, yes. I also don't think Jake shall have such a dangerous and powerful yet majestic tool. Maybe we can get him something better like... hmmm... A BALLOON!

 

[KiloPatches]

Yes, yes. I too don't think Jake shall have such a dangerous and powerful yet majestic tool. Maybe we can get him something better like... hmmm... A BALLOON!

He might suffocate. Or choke. Maybe.... a TWEETER! Or a BUBBLE WAND!!!!!

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Are you okay with this, Jake? Or is this just plain borderline cyber bullying? Cuz That'ls not cool....

 

[Kelpcey]

I almost want to buy the slingshot out of sympathy for the poor thing...

 

[Matt0106]

True, but YES! Or a pinwheel! Something that can not hurt him or anyone lese whatsoever. Oh and also if he trips with the balloon in hand because of bad luck, it will fly away and we won't hear the end of it.

 

[Tylerofcolumbus]

So have you sold the golden slingshot yet? If not I'll buy it for 55m.

 

[Matt0106]

OMG KILO YOU FINALLY GOT THE OFFER YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

 

[KiloPatches]

So have you sold the golden slingshot yet? If not I'll buy it for 55m.

SOLD! TO TYLEROFCOLUMBUS!!!! OMG THANK YOU!!!!

 

[Matt0106]

OMG CONGRATS KILO! YEEEEYYYYYY!

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IT TOOK 8 PAGES TO GET HERE!

 

[KiloPatches]

OMG CONGRATS KILO! YEEEEYYYYYY!

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IT TOOK 8 PAGES TO GET HERE!

I know, right? I PM'd Tyler Thank you Tyler!