Selling Golden Slingshot - WHY IS THIS SO DARN HILARIOUS?!?!

[jackofspadesman]

I'm 19 lol.

And I'll do 55m for a golden slingshot but only if I get 20 and I'll pay 1.1 billion for all of them

 

[Matt0106]

Well this thread was... special if I should say so myself

 

[jackofspadesman]

Also I'm gonna program in my own Platinum tools starting with slingshots.

Shoots 90 pellets and can hit villagers to make them move faster.

 

[Matt0106]

I'm 19 lol.

And I'll do 55m for a golden slingshot but only if I get 20 and I'll pay 1.1 billion for all of them

Well I'm 342 years old! Lol.

 

[KiloPatches]

I'm 23 for the record
This thread was indeed SPECIAL. THANK YOU GUYS! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!

 

[Matt0106]

Also I'm gonna program in my own Platinum tools starting with slingshots.

Shoots 90 pellets and can hit villagers to make them move faster.

Now that's just offensive

 

[KiloPatches]

Also I'm gonna program in my own Platinum tools starting with slingshots.

Shoots 90 pellets and can hit villagers to make them move faster.

Sounds like a plan

....wait..... WHAT?!?!

 

[Matt0106]

Sounds like a plan

....wait..... WHAT?!?!

NOW you let it sink in. xD LOL

 

[KiloPatches]

THE 55M WAS A LIE GUYS!!!!!! TYLER LIEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE 55M!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

THE THREAD IS STILL ON!!!!!!! THE SLINGSHOT IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!!!! WHO WANTS IT?!?!?!

 

[Matt0106]

WOW RUDE!

- - - Post Merge - - -

Also I'm gonna program in my own Platinum tools starting with slingshots.

Shoots 90 pellets and can hit villagers to make them move faster.

Oh and are you looking for Roadkill?

 

[KiloPatches]

Why did the thread close all of a sudden.... weird....

 

[Kelpcey]

I was wondering why it closed D: I wanted to post an offer for the slingshot

 

[Matt0106]

Page 10? Where the hell is this stuff all leading to *o*?

 

[KiloPatches]

Thank you Kelpcey for your 1 Million Bell offer. I accept. I PM'd you and I just added you too.

 

[Matt0106]

Yehhhh! Congrats Kilo you got the offer you wanted! And sorry Jake, but your chances of getting "20" golden slingshots just went down the drain.

 

[jackofspadesman]

/me rages over lack of slingshots

 

[Matt0106]

Hey! You know what? I have 20 twenty... twenty SILVER slingshots.

 

[Kelpcey]

I now have the slingshot that will now forever be ingrained in everyone's memory

 

[Matt0106]

I now have the slingshot that will now forever be ingrained in everyone's memory

Yes. Now make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. And by wrong hands, I mean Jake.