Selling Golden Slingshot - WHY IS THIS SO DARN HILARIOUS?!?!

[KiloPatches]

Name your price!
Anyone need one? It fires 3 shots!

 

[jackofspadesman]

I'll take 20

 

[KiloPatches]

LOL

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I only have 1....

 

[KiloPatches]

bump!

 

[jackofspadesman]

Still taking 20.

 

[KiloPatches]

Dude. I can't offer you 20 of them

 

[jackofspadesman]

Twenty???

 

[Skep]

Oh my god.

 

[KiloPatches]

I know, right?! Jaaaake.....

 

[KiloPatches]

bump (I swear, Jake, if you ask for 20 one more time....)

.... I know.... "the threats are real" we know this....

DOES ANYONE WANT ***ONE*** GOLDEN SLINGSHOT?!?!

Jeez....

 

[jackofspadesman]

Can I have 30

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Alright alright... 15?

 

[KiloPatches]

DUDE!!!!!

 

[Matt0106]

I don't need one but I'm looking at this thread conversation. Ridiculous. xD

 

[jackofspadesman]

I fail to see the problem with my inquiries

 

[KiloPatches]

YOU CAN HAVE ONE.
ONE.
AND I GOT IT FROM YOU ANYWAYS.
WHAT IS YOUR DAMN OFFER.
JESSUSSFUKKINGCHRISST.

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I don't need one but I'm looking at this thread conversation. Ridiculous. xD

THANK YOU!!!!

 

[Matt0106]

I fail to see the problem with my inquiries

Therapy is the best way to solve that problem.

 

[KiloPatches]

I'm gonna go drink tea and play Pikmin 3, and you, my friend, go sort out your dark thoughts that dwindle inside and torment you, you poor soul..... And sort out why its NOT okay to request more than one slingshot from someone who has only one slingshot to offer you.

Spoken like a true Psychology Major....

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Therapy is the best way to solve that problem.

I couldn't agree more. Give me a few more years I will give you a free consultation, Jake. )

 

[pottsy]

i am laughing so hard at this entire thread.

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oh but i do not want a slingshot sorry.

 

[KiloPatches]

Honest to God, what the hell happened to this thread, it was an innocent Golden slingshot selling thread and it turned into THIS MESS.

WTF.

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i am laughing so hard at this entire thread.

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oh but i do not want a slingshot sorry.

No worries, I'm DYING laughing too.... Jake has that effect on people.

 

[Matt0106]

I'm gonna go drink tea and play Pikmin 3, and you, my friend, go sort out your dark thoughts that dwindle inside and torment you, you poor soul..... And sort out why its NOT okay to request more than one slingshot from someone who has only one slingshot to offer you.

Spoken like a true Psychology Major....

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I couldn't agree more. Give me a few more years I will give you a free consultation, Jake. )

Yes, indeed. Give him about 5-10 years. He'll be fixed by then. xD