Generic Poor Writing Roleplay Adventure 3.0

[Capella]

um shrek is immortel xDDDD

hits anit borny group

ponies! GO!!!
eats onion
u guys wanna see my onion alicorn pony oc? :333

"alright u didnt listen
ill have to
hack ur facebook account.."

 

[Mahoushoujo]

"alright u didnt listen
ill have to
hack ur facebook account.."

um shrek doesnt have an facbook count
xDD but i have a onionlr
:O DO NT FIND ME XDD

 

[f11]

i found u and hacked u noob!!11

 

[Capella]

um shrek doesnt have an facbook count
xDD but i have a onionlr
:O DO NT FIND ME XDD

"he does"

 

[Mahoushoujo]

omg no
my mom wil kill me!!!!!!!!!!
throws onion bombs
"get shrekt"

onion bombs blow up

"swag"

 

[Capella]

omg no
my mom wil kill me!!!!!!!!!!
throws onion bombs
"get shrekt"

onion bombs blow up

"swag"

*eats the onion bombs!!*
"bye
gamercristal 1
shrek/borny army 0
XDXDXD"

 

[f11]

me hacks every1 rlly well

 

[Aradai]

wHERES ME FIANCE
shrek lets out a loud roar
he flies around to find queef
"mY LOVE?"
he lets out another loud roar before he eats 57 and a half onions xDD

"hello yis I am here"

 

[EpicGamer12]

I wake up friends no where to be seen
It is dark
Where am I????

 

[FireNinja1]

Name: dur hurr hurr
Just tell us if you're gay or not, the whole world wants to know: naw
Age: over 9k
How overly attractive is your ideal self: i could rule the world if i were that sexy
What cliche named land are you from: totally not 'merica
Do you promise to never use proper grammar: no, promise not i proper use grammer

 

[Aradai]

I wake up friends no where to be seen
It is dark
Where am I????

"Idk dude"

 

[cIementine]

Name: anime
Just tell us if you're gay or not, the whole world wants to know: gay
Age: 7
How overly attractive is your ideal self: so hawt u could die
What cliche named land are you from: UK
Do you promise to never use proper grammar: I swer

 

[f11]

I realize that everything is a dream. I never hacked shrek. I ve never even met shrek! To much lsd for one night, bruh.

 

[Aradai]

I realize that everything is a dream. I never hacked shrek. I ve never even met shrek! To much lsd for one night, bruh.

"go to the facking nurse u weeb"

 

[cIementine]

I turn on my overrated smertphun and update my weeaboo shrine. I hum catchy anime tune and tell myself that changing my name to anime was the most kawaii choice ever.

 

[f11]

"go to the facking nurse u weeb"

"stfu ur not even kawaii anymore ya weeb" I leave the cave and it just happens to have a hospital outside. I take me and my baby there.

 

[cIementine]

My lifesize captian levi cut-out collapses so I rush to hospital and see person with bebeh child. "Move dis is an emergency pls"

 

[Aradai]

PSA
join kawaii kingdom 4 plz http://www.belltreeforums.com/showthread.php?224620-kawaii-kingdom-V4-0-the-glory-of-weeb-war

 

[Aradai]

"stfu ur not even kawaii anymore ya weeb" I leave the cave and it just happens to have a hospital outside. I take me and my baby there.

"hwat"

 

[Capella]

I wake up friends no where to be seen
It is dark
Where am I????

"ur in my space
im latching onto u
la la "