Generic Poor Writing Roleplay Adventure 3.0

[Mahoushoujo]

wHERES ME FIANCE
shrek lets out a loud roar
he flies around to find queef
"mY LOVE?"
he lets out another loud roar before he eats 57 and a half onions xDD

 

[Trundle]

"no pls"
*tear in eye*
"don't fight over me. i forgot that I put in my application that I'm actually gay!!"
i crie ever tim

- - - Post Merge - - -

*look at his ween* man u have a small weiner

well yes gay men usually do have small dongs

 

[Byngo]

LaShawndae approaches ahrek: do you lvoe me

 

[f11]

"no pls"
*tear in eye*
"don't fight over me. i forgot that I put in my application that I'm actually gay!!"
i crie ever tim

- - - Post Merge - - -



well yes gay men usually do have small dongs

i pregnet with ur child I knoe u have small dong u noob

 

[Swordlord]

den it turnd out 1 of teh kidz ated teh evil orb. teh dark evil orb turnd teh kid into a evil elf. teh evil elf wuz also a shoe salezman.

 

[Capella]

"no pls"
*tear in eye*
"don't fight over me. i forgot that I put in my application that I'm actually gay!!"
i crie ever tim

"look at wht u did
u faild
but i still love ur hampster..."

 

[Trundle]

i pregnet with ur child I knoe u have small dong u noob

"omg!!"
i pee on pregnancy stick and it turns yellow
"crap i need drink more water!"

 

[f11]

sudenlly I fall into labor.

"OMG SOMEONE HELPDA BABIIE IS COMING"

 

[Swordlord]

guys I can't keep up, this is too fast paced for me O_O

 

[Byngo]

sudenlly I fall into labor.

"OMG SOMEONE HELPDA BABIIE IS COMING"

I can hlep!!1!1! I used to be a pretend nusrse

 

[Capella]

sudenlly I fall into labor.

"OMG SOMEONE HELPDA BABIIE IS COMING"

* i eat ur baby *
lol oops
oh no
* i transform into GOKU*
kaio ken level 420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trundle]

ok i'm gona go take a nap have a fun delivery see you in 8 hours

 

[Mahoushoujo]

"look at wht u did
u faild
but i still love ur hampster..."

shrek lets out a huge rOAR
i am a
borny
BORNIES UNITE!!!!!

 

[Byngo]

* i eat ur baby *
lol oops
oh no
* i transform into GOKU*
kaio ken level 420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um back off btch I was helping

 

[Capella]

shrek lets out a huge rOAR
i am a
borny
BORNIES UNITE!!!!!

" bornies are gross
crystal morph with me and transform into king gamucristal to take down the borny armi!! "

 

[f11]

shrek lets out a huge rOAR
i am a
borny
BORNIES UNITE!!!!!

 

[Mahoushoujo]

" bornies are gross
crystal morph with me and transform into king gamucristal to take down the borny armi!! "

shrek lets out a anGRY ROAR!!!!!!!!!
he hits that mean person xDDDDDDD
eats onion
swag

- - - Post Merge - - -

shrek hits haterz xDDD
eats onion

 

[f11]

me turns into king gamucristal and fights the borny armi

 

[Capella]

me turns into king gamucristal and fights the borny armi

*we destroy shrek to the ground*
lol by e borny army

 

[Mahoushoujo]

*we destroy shrek to the ground*
lol by e borny army

um shrek is immortel xDDDD

hits anit borny group

ponies! GO!!!
eats onion
u guys wanna see my onion alicorn pony oc? :333