Funny/Odd/Awkward/Rude Club Tortimer Experiences

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Omg, so once I had this really funny CT Experience. I was all alone until suddenly this girl came and she was dressed as like an angel or something with a halo and white clothes and short hair. So then i was like hi and she said "Hello, Mortal." Then she was like, "I am your guardian angel." I was just sitting there confused lmao. Then she was like "I was sent here to grant you a wish" or something like that i dont remember. she gave me three choices. immortality, never be lonely, or always be happy, i chose iimmortality then she said she was looking for her professor and left

WHAT R UR EXPERIECNCES

 

[NSFW]

omg i have one in mind but its not even mine but its actually a signal boost from tumblr

 

[Nage]

i love this thread idea why is no one posting this is actually really funny

i kind of like stole a million bells from this really rich person when i was poorer in the day (<2mil) she was wearing a crown mg
well not really stole but.......she was like here i give u 1mil
and i looted it
and then shes like FC?? FRIEND??
and im like "ok"
and i gave her some random number
and she gave me mine, i didnt add it LOOOOOOOL.

 

[budewarmin]

Well once I went to CT and there was a girl already there. I was only looking for some CT items, but there weren't any so I went straight to Leilani and the girl started changing clothes. She had like 10 or something very VERY poorly done Disney princesses clothes, I bet she was showing them off but they were so bad... like wow. Well I said nothing and apparently she was fishing for compliments I don't know. She started talking to me in German, just because I'm dutch doesn't mean I talk German, and I think she was saying she was poor. I tried to leave and she wifi switched me...

 

[Yui Z]

I love reading these stories so much. =P I've had a few funny experiences.

One time this girl had set up a 'game' when I arrived there. She told me it would cost a million bells per turn. I went ahead and dug it all up to find that I would've been ripped off anyway. All that was there was a bunch of 100 bell coins haha.
Gave her a million bells for an entertainment fee. Funny times.

This other time I was stalked round the island by this guy with an axe, which was kind of weird. I went for dinner and came back to find that he'd dug countless holes around me. Don't think he realized that you can fill holes in without a shovel.

 

[Lou]

I visited the CT for the first time today *--* !!!

I tried looking for people from my country first, and they were all asking friend codes right away ;n; Is this normal ?
They left right away since I didn't want to share my code :c

I am a bit paranoid :S and I wanted to get to know them better in case they would barge in when I have my gates open, etc..

Then I tried international and I got to talk to a Japanese girl from Kumamoto! I can speak the language (both parents are from Japan, but I was raised abroad) but I felt really old when she told me she was only 12 years old ;n; !! I felt so old xD! Is anyone else worried that really young people can interact with older ones ? ;n; !! I hope they are careful enough..

 

[Lady Timpani]

Ye, I met a 7 year old once on there and actually became pretty good friends with her lol. We traded FCs and I went to her town and paid off her cafe for her. I never saw her after that lol.

Anyway, I've had a couple weird experiences, but one I remember best is meeting two girls on the island who were fighting for some reason. I got on, said hi, they said hi, and then they started shouting at each other lmao. A lot of what was said came up as asterisks (I guess because of the filter?), and I wound up leaving.

Another time I met a kid who told me he loved me. I said thank you and he flipped the switch lmao.

 

[Big Forum User]

Okay, so I was on the island and I saw tree sprouts where full grown trees should be, and I soon saw why. There was another girl with me, and she was cutting down all the trees, and then replanting them. That was a bad experience in iteslf, but here's where it got ugly:

Me: Stop cutting down trees! *Set it so I don't see her again on the island*
Her: I'M REPLANTING THEM!
Me: This isn't your island!
Me: They won't regrow while we're here!
Her: You don't know that!
Me: Yes I do it will get deleted!
Her: No they won't!
Her: j***
Me: I'm not a jerk! *leaves*

 

[Rinny_]

Well once there was this girl on the island that kept saying he was poor. There was two of us on the island, and he begged for 1mil from each of us. We both did the shrugging emotion and went on a tour XD

Yeah, people ask for your fc all the time. Its CRAZY. *gets on island* Them:FC? Me: no *Them flicks the switch*

 

[Spongebob]

This one girl kept giving me the heart emotion while I was trying to fish. I was like bich pls lemme fish k thx
But other than that nothing bad has happened to me.

 

[Chiffu]

I've had something that I'd call a pretty odd experience. Back then, I was island hopping for silver axes and other cool stuff. I entered an island and before I could do anything else, two random people bolted out of nowhere. One of them, a Japanese player, shoved me and started running around in circles. The other, a player sporting a hairbow wig, ran up to me and started asking me "Can I have 100,000 bells?"The Japanese player was still running and then started saying random Japanese phrases. I was trying to respond to the hairbow wiggged player when one of them just flipped the switch. Luckily, nothing was lost.

Another I experience I had was just a while ago. I came on looking for a night time island when I encountered a Japanese player. She was the only one there and she started to speak to me in Japanese. I couldn't understand her and I really didn't feel like socialising so I politely said I didn't speak Japanese and continued on my merry way. But she persisted and eventually I caved and started talking to her. She kept gesturing to me using emotions and kept saying "kammon". I finally understood that she wanted me to start a tour and play with her. I thought "well she's nice enough, I guess I could play one" So I started the tour and sat down, then she sat down. The tour started, but she disappeared. Guess she stood up at the last minute so I could leave and she could have the island for herself. Rude.

Other than that, I've had good encounters with nice enough people~

 

[Waluigi]

i remember never going there

 

[Keitara]

Well, I never choose my own country when I go to Club Tortimer, because there are always people who start like this: hi, how old? FC? and I just don't like this kind of smalltalk.
Worldwide CT is better because most people there are more courteous and I like to meet japanese players, even when they write "no English"... but there are a few japanese players which are really nice and they TRY to write English. Better than nothing.

And yes, I had once a very odd girl there. She wanted money. Since I didn't have much myself at that time, I only gave her 20k, but she wanted more and I wrote no. After that, she kept insulting me and then she threatened me that I'm going to find a dead girl lying in my room tomorrow. I just wrote that she's pathetic.

 

[MayorSaki]

Hah, I just met this japanese girl who asked for money from me.. I said I won't give her anything and then she called me gay and a b-itch.. xD Then she just switched off the wifi lol.
I really don't get people there, do they seriously think that someone gives them money

 

[Alice]

I gave one girl a crown because she asked nicely. The other girl that was there kept begging, so I left. She found me again. Apparently she was going in and out until she had me again.

This was like an hour later.

 

[jolokia]

I island-hopped for wetsuits awhile back, stopped after I got my white one.
Had a few fairly fun sessions with people but didn't meet anyone I'd have been willing to swap FCs with. UK players were all dreadful people so I went international most of the time. The ones who'd try to scam or call names were almost exclusively American for some reason. Japanese were all right if they actually let you come in, but they liked to flip the switch as soon as they saw an English name. Europeans tended to be willing to do tours but were often pester-puppies. I remember one German girl just kept asking "FC? FC?" and I kept saying no. Started a tour, she came along. "FC?" no. I went home after that lol

 

[xanisha]

I have only ever done CT a few times so I could find a wetsuit. On my quest to find a wetsuit I ran into a girl who kept asking for bells and when I said no she called me a b-word and flicked the wi-fi on me. Then I ran into a really sweet Dr.who character who I talked with for a while. I found a few empty islands along the way. Then I finally came to an island with a wetsuit and these two people were having a disagreement about something so I bought the suit and left before anyone could flick the wi-fi switch. hahah It was a really interesting first CT experience, I wonder if it is always like this?

 

[Aubrey895]

There was this girl who kept begging for my pants!
Ummm yeah weird lol.
She was wanting to catalog when I said she can't have them. So I drop them and she puts them on...I'm waiting. She doesn't give them back. (They were my favorite and couldn't order them)
So I flip the switch. I go to a different island and she shows up again! She says she will just catalog them....so to give her a 2nd chance I drop them. She says I'll get bells and runs off to go inside then she tries to leave...I flip the switch.

No one steals my pants and gets away with it ^_^_^ hahaha

 

[BerryPop]

I told a girl to buy a silver axe. Then she asked for money

 

[MeghanNewLeaf]

One time I met a guy who kept saying that he had more Bells than I did...
That was on one of my previous towns, however. I might not use Club Tortimer with my current town due to the possibility of bad experiences.