Funny/Odd/Awkward/Rude Club Tortimer Experiences

I haven't been much to the island, but when I do they all ask for money or just randomly flip the wifi switch. :|
 
I go to island hopping on CT literally every day to meet new people and sometimes I give bells to nice people, the worst experience i've ever had was people not understanding English, am I just lucky or...?

Edit: Oh! I just remembered one thing (even though this wasn't really bad): I went on the island and there was this French kid there, he noticed the crown on my head and kept saying things like "crown royal" and "can i crown?", so I went to Google Translate and translated "I don't understand you" to French. I said it but he kept going on and on. Then he proceded to drop (I think) 34k bells because he wanted to buy my crown, then I translated "First a tour" and said it. I blocked him from CT, then I talked to Leila (or Leilani, idk) but instead of choosing the tour I just pressed "Go home". This is really the only bad experience I can think of lol

P.S. 400th post yay *v*
 
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Wow! Some freaky experiences! You really never know what to expect on CT thats why I love it so much
 
I haven't been much to the island, but when I do they all ask for money or just randomly flip the wifi switch. :|

No one's ever asked me for money >^< I sometimes wish they do because literally everyone I go onto the island with leaves.
 
I've had good and bad times there.
1. One night it was troll night. Player arrived and chopped down half of the trees. Ran and took a tour.
So I took a tour to fix the island. Next visitor cut all the trees down and than tried to chop my head off as I was blocking her.
Said cool and she got mad and left. Went on another tour and a visitor arrived and chopped everything down.
Tried to leave but he made it to the counter first. Than he walked up to the chairs and started removing his clothing.
Typed I've blocked you and than hit the switch.
2. Met abunch of people having fun with pit seeds. They had them planted all over the island and were having a blast.
3 Met a group of people that wrote a bad word. They dug holes in the ground and it took awhile to figure out what it was. It didn't bother me and they were having fun. Said I belonged to the ACC board and the next day I got a message from one of them.
She said that they were just having fun and hoped I wasn't upset about the word. I PM that it was fine and I had a blast.
4. People that are looking for someone. Last night a guy was looking for a girl. He left and arrived 4 times in 30 minutes.
Another girl was waiting for a boy. He did arrive and she let me get every bug. It was weird and I left.
5. Someone wanted to play school. Nuts.
6. Someone wanted to touch my crown. So I said okay while it was on my head.
7. I've had some very good visits with Japanese players. I've figured out tour and will go with them.
One visit I arrived and said I was just looking for the sandcastle. We went on a tour and on return she gave me the sandcastle from the box. I offered a lot of bells but she said no.
8. During Christmas I gave bells to newbies. They didn't ask and were trying to catching bugs. Dropped the bells.
I also leave some Gracie items in my basket and give them away.
 
I'll never forget my first time visiting Club Tortimer

>Me: *arrives at island*
>Person who looks like a psycho killer: *comes up to me with axe*
>Me: Hi there... ._.
>Person: no hablo espa?ol
*wifi error*

Good times
 
I love experiences on CT, I find them so entertaining, wow.
There was one time when a kid asked me for my gold rose, and I asked him why. He said idk and I said that you have to work for it. I said this politely but he claims he was crying because I wouldn't give it him? Luckily there was a sweet girl and she was defending me. I wanted to exchange FC's but the boy flipped the wifi switch. -.-
There was also a time when I was on the island for literally a minute. A girl was already there and when she saw me, she gasped and she concluded that I cheated because of how wealthy I looked. She then flipped the switch on me right after she said that, sheesh.
 
LOL. So a few days ago I went on club Tortimer and there was this guy and a girl there. The girl was named Suzi. I ask them for a tour and they agreed so I picked the tour and we sat down. It was the balloon hunting tour and so the tour started lol. So then me and the boy were like playing the tour and then the other girl was just like running around and not even playing. She kept on saying stuff like "sexy" (it cencsored the first three letters lol) she kept on standing there saying "you're hot" and stuff like repeatedly and it got so annoying she was even wearing a dress that was like really revealing. So me and the guy are like ditching her XD
 
Mmm, aside from regular instances where I couldn't understand the person talking, there was also a time when I got onto an island and the person was wearing a chainsaw mask (freaakkkyyyy) and had cut down all of the trees and plucked all the flowers. The person began to run in circles around me, so I just left.
 
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This morning I met a boy on the island who wanted a blue wetsuit. I offered to go on tours to help him earn it, but he offered 50 K. I was suspicious, but I bought the suit. We went outside and he kept telling me to drop the suit first. I said no, we need to do it at the same time. Then he dropped a bag a bells and I dropped the suit. I walked over to the bells and it was only 1K and he took off running back inside. I flipped the Wi-Fi and he did not get a suit and I got my medals back. What is sad is that he will do this again to someone who does not know the Wi-Fi trick. I bet he scams a lot of people.

I constantly meet people who just beg for bells. Many of them have been playing for a year longer than me. Why do they think I have more than they do? Why can't everyone just catch beetles and sell them?

Once I met a guy with a gold rose in his mouth. He came outside while I was catching beetles and sharks. He started to dig holes around the Golden rose, constantly warning me that he was guarding it and not to take it. I ignored him for a long time and it was obviously bothering him that I was not trying to take his Rose. I told him he could keep it it was his. He told me finally, just take it. You can have it for free. I walked over to take it and he said give him 1 million bells. I told him no way and never touched his Rose. He then ran inside and started a tour and told me I was trapped until I gave him 1 million bells. I told him he was immature, I blocked him and then I flipped the Wi-Fi.
 
Well, not too odd for ME, but once I dressed up as a psycho and only spoke in those blocky letters you can use. They started running around the island and screaming at me to leave them alone .w.
 
Once I went on some fossil tours with a girl who had no idea how to do the fossil tour. She kept putting random fossils of the same species in the houses so that they'd make the full dinosaur. It was incredibly difficult to actually communicate with her since the chat feature has a small character limit.

make the houses match
no you have to put
the same fossils
as the other house
*walks in front of sample house* this house has fossils
put the same fossils
*walks in front of other house* in this house

I never explained it successfully and she never figured it out, or at least not when I was playing with her.
 
Funny stories.

I was on the Island, and this male told me he was a movie producer.I asked him if he could make me a star.He said"only if I didn't mind doing adult films". I said "hang on a sec, I'll go ask my mommy".
He took off inside and left without so much as a goodbye.LOL.
 
Man, these are really fun to read. :)

One time I went to the island and there was one guy there. He had cut down all the trees and put the fruit in baskets where the trees were. I said "Hi" and he said "Hi" back. After renting out a fishing pole, I caught a small fish like a seahorse or something, then he called me "Scrublord" and cut the Wi-Fi.

And all I'm thinking is: "Seriously, who calls others scrublord seriously???"
 
Once this guy came and asked if I wanted to do a tour, I said yes and we either did the Elite Gardening or Giant Dragonfly. So while I was doing whatever it was we were suppost to do on the tour, he said "were r u". I said "by the river" then he said "f****n liar." then a few seconds later he said "i now were u live." Then he started chasing me with an axe and I hid at the beach (idk why I could've just hit the wifi switch) and I tapped his name so I don't run into that guy anymore.

I've had a few other experiences where people said creepy things but I don't really remember those experiences.
 
A young girl and a teenage boy were on the Island.They both seemed nice, and told their ages.The 10 year old girl kept asking my age.I finally said "72". She told me I was an old hag, and to leave the Island.She said a lot of other things I can't post.The teen boy kept telling her to "please respect your elders"LOL.
 
I was having a nice chat with a girl about art and going back to school. We were having fun until some rude guy decided to cut off the Wi-Fi before we could finish talking and add each other. I keep forgetting about that block button.. >:l
 
Late, I know, but I just ran across someone who had the same name, same picture quote, and same eyes as me. o.o

I wanted to point it out but they couldn't speak English.
 
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