Funny dialogue

[MyPrinceCharming12]

Ok have you ever had a character say dialogue that makes you giggle? Well my favourite villager- Bill just came out with:

"Hmmm I think I need some sleep, I'm seeing a strange monster in front of me. It looks a bit like Jessica. Wait! Have you been stung by bees?"

Although Bill just full on roasted me, I burst out laughing. Have you ever had similar dialogue or had other funny conversations with your villagers?

 

[hoodathotit]

Yes. Biff seems to be the comedian but Al and Avery can come up with some zingers as well. With 8 villages and a LOT of characters, it gets hard to remember who said what.

 

[Buster Bunny]

Peppy villagers usually try to make us laugh and I find them amusing.

"How many times we have meet? Two, three?? Number exceeds brain capacity!" or something like that.

 

[namiieco]

Anything any smug villager says to me makes me laugh and cringe

 

[ChillyKio]

My villagers say funny stuff all the time, especially Rudy. He was going on about "puckerin' his lips up for kissin'" with fruit. Also, cranky villagers are hilarious.

 

[Nunnafinga]

 

[SweetLamb]

There's this one conversation I saw several months ago between Rudy and Hamphrey that I've been trying to find a transcript for because it was hilarious. It basically involved Hamphrey commenting on Rudy being slippy and somehow ended with Rudy calling Hamphrey "papa", and Hamphrey storming off angrily.

I have loads of screenshots of others too. This one is probably my favorite, though it's not technically dialogue:

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

I've been getting some funny dialogue with both Fang and Genji, at first I thought it must be a personality thing and exclusive to cranky villagers, the Genji said the same thing
It was while walking around town carrying some random items that I would sell at retail at some point. On different ocassions now with different items, both Fang and Genji have got really over the top about wanting the item from me and when I've said no they've had a meltdown along the lines of they must have it, what will they do now,etc. Felt quite bad when it happened with Genji as the only response option I had was here you go you baby or no I'm keeping it, felt bad using that last one when he was so upset
But very amusing dialogue

 

[RedRum2514]

I have a few!