Free Write

[oswaldies]

Oh god this will be interesting...
So a Free Write is a paragraph were you never stop typing, just let random thoughts flow~

• You Must Choose A Topic
• Do Not Curse Or Be Inappropriate
• Do Not Be Rude
• Have Fun

That's really it...just have fun and read the rules!

 

[penguins]

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!

DK! Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!

C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
(repeat)

 

[DarkDesertFox]

If Master Chief dated Cortana would it be considered online dating? He should really consider switching careers to a chef. Grunts are always key for the flavor. The flood are part of a hentai anime. Speaking of which, what did master chief watch while frozen in his pod? Maybe he's a centipede. Master Chief looked like Mitt Romney at the end of Halo 4.

Wow. My mind is random as ****.

 

[oswaldies]

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Its pink and its glitter 1mmm perfume i like to smell like flowers omg i need her to reaspong because im weird I odnt know what im typing tbh oh no yotube is one reapeat ew ew gross my random thoughts come out omg its not mew i do not have a snot wait what I cant go back now this is a free write what song i so ne omg i keep messing up ugh oh its magical of love,, cool. well this is done.

wow omg

 

[penguins]

hate to burst ur pink glitter bubble but this thread is probably the same as this so

 

[Kailah]

sometimes i think a lot about belly buttons and french fries, but i mean like thats pretty normal. a lot of people think of weird things, but hey here we go! so every day i make sure that i clean my belly button with a clean wash cloth because guys.. do you know how much bacteria and dirt gets into your belly button when you don't tend to it? its so gross, so this is me giving you a public service announcement to clean your belly button regularly. okay and about the french fries, thats just me like constantly hecka thinking about my favorite food even though its not good for me. do you guys like french fries? and do you clean your belly buttons? (also if you've seen me around talking to other people in my natural habitat im so sorry ive mentioned before about my belly button cleaning obsession)

 

[oswaldies]

hate to burst ur pink glitter bubble but this thread is probably the same as this so

Not really tbh

 

[Ragdoll]

technically, it is. it's a free write aka random thoughts, duh. you said so yourself

Oh god this will be interesting...
So a Free Write is a paragraph were you never stop typing, just let random thoughts flow~

 

[oswaldies]

technically, it is. it's a free write aka random thoughts, duh. you said so yourself

omg im laughinf

 

[penguins]

technically, it is. it's a free write aka random thoughts, duh. you said so yourself

ur the real mvp

 

[Ragdoll]

omg im laughinf

why u laughin tho, this aint funny

ur the real mvp

thnks fam

 

[eggs]

well, this is certainly awkward.
sailoreamon, this thread is exactly like that one. i'm not saying you should close this one, but it is a bit odd that you would make a copy of it and then "laugh" when someone brings it up.
i've been meaning to say this for a while, but your entire persona is just weird.

 

[penguins]

all hail queen eggs
let him know gurl
oh or boy
or whatever else
srry

 

[eggs]

all hail queen eggs
let him know gurl
oh or boy
or whatever else
srry

my gender: cool.
B)

 

[penguins]

yaas cool yass

 

[Chris]

hate to burst ur pink glitter bubble but this thread is probably the same as this so

Please use the thread penguins linked for this instead, thanks.