Fortunately, unfortunately

[Venoxious]

Fortunately, you had allergy pills with you in your coat pocket.

 

[namiieco]

unfortunately more monkey began to appear and stole your pills

 

[Bcat]

fortunately, these monkeys are easily defeated by your giant monkey ally

 

[moonford]

Unfortunately, your giant monkey alley turns on you and charges towards you with the intent of ripping you in half like the chocolate bar I just ate (destroyed) earlier.

 

[tifachu]

Fortunately, you were able to dodge the monkey and he bumps into the wall you were behind instead. And also the chocolate bar goes through your digestive system with no problem. And you don't gain any weight.

 

[SpookyMemes]

unfortunately, the chocolate makes you gain weight after an hour and you gain 1 million pounds, You become too big for the earth and crush everyone on it.

 

[honeyaura]

(Lol this escalated quickly)
Fortunately I lose weight and find a mate to repopulate the earth

 

[tifachu]

Unfortunately the population of the earth starts increasing more and more dramatically. Nations are scavenging and invading others for their resources. Nuclear war has broken out. Radiation levels become deadly in many areas, and just barely habitable in some.

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately (and unfortunately) the war has decreased the human population, increased cattle and crops (food), and things get perfectly evened out *rainbows*

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately, with world peace achieved it's kind of boring with no conflict going on

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately people still were happy there was finally peace to safely travel

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately, hostile aliens begin to invade

 

[Mink777]

Fortunately, Chuck Norris was there to take care of them all.

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately, the aliens brainwash chuck norris and now he's on their side...

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately Chuck Norris' equally strong and awesome twin* destroys all aliens including Chuck ;-;

 

[Bcat]

Unfortunately the world weeps for the loss of chuck norris

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately the weeping turns into happy tears knowing they're saved in the end

 

[Balverine]

Unfortunately, we are never truly safe

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately we're at least safe enough to be sane lol

 

[PunchyTheCat]

Unfortunately, that's the end.