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Fortunately, unfortunately
Fortunately the sickness granted me awesome healing powers
unfortunately it only lasted for one minute and you never got to use them
Fortunately I gained natural knowledge on how to make healing potions from it
what am I doing
Unfortunately you forgot after a couple of minutes because you have a bad memory
Fortunately, because you have a bad memory, you forgot about the chocolate incident which had scarred your life.
Unfortunately, your mother remembers it and tells you about it daily.
Fortunately it doesn't affect me since I don't remember it myself
unfortunately, hostile winged monkeys descend from the sky
Fortunately I kick their monkey butts til I win
unfortunately the monkeys fuse together and form one colossal monkey
fortunately the monkey is friendly
Unfortunately, the huge thing is very clumsy, and it trips and falls on top of you. It doesn't hurt but you can't get it off of you.
Fortunately he at least keeps you warm
Unfortunately, he smells terrible
Fortunately, it accidently steps on some air freshener so it smells perfect again
Unfortunately he starts complaining and screaming, giving you a migraine
fortunately, you're able to calm him down by finding an enormous banana
Unfortunately you’re allergic to bananas and the monkey spills massive banana crumbs on your face while he’s eating.
Fortunately, the monkey realizes his mistake (by your screaming) and quickly wipes off all the banana crumbs.
unfortunately he has traces of banana on his hands, only worsening your allergy
