Fortunately, unfortunately

[AngelBunny]

fortunately you have enough cash to call a taxi

 

[Diancie]

unfortunately no taxi wants to pick you up

 

[pique]

Fortunately, a friend of yours owns a private jet.

 

[N e s s]

unfortunately, the plane costs 1k to be on.

 

[Bcat]

fortunately we found a suitcase containing 10,000 dollars

 

[pique]

Unfortunately, the police found you with the briefcase and you were arrested for robbing a gas station.

 

[moonford]

fortunately, the police understood that it was a misunderstanding.

 

[N e s s]

unfortunately, the police implant fake evidence on you

 

[moonford]

fortunately, you discover a photo booth which is actually a time machine during your attempt to escape the formidable police...it places you back to where you were before you discovered the briefcase with the cash.

 

[pique]

Unfortunately, you were still dumb enough to take the money.

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately you make it safely with the cash this time

 

[Chele]

Unfortunately you faint for no reason

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately I'm woken up by my friend

 

[pique]

Unfortunately, that friend betrays you to a group of thugs.

 

[dedenne]

Fortunately you find a bottle of water next to you so you can stay hydrated

 

[cornimer]

Unfortunately, it has some really gross flavouring in it

 

[dedenne]

Fortunately its not harmful

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately a fly lands in it

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately flies are nutritious

ew sorry lol

 

[pique]

discusting much

Unfortunately, even though the fly was nutritious, the fly held a serious sickness.