<big>"My dear gentlemen, I do hope you have fresh undergarments."</big>
<span style="font-family:Times New Roman"><span style="color:#000">I do, really, for what you are about to read may give you herpes. I've developed a vehicle, a weapon, so advanced that there is only one in existence right now! Now you're probably wondering, "Hmm... what is this intriguing gadget this fine gentlemen speaks of?" If you aren't, then oh well a man can only please so many. But I present the one, the only,</span>
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<span style="color:#000">"<span style="color:#fbab00"><span style="font-family:TF2">Yellow Jetpack Cow</span></span>, formerly Jetpack Moose, but due to finance problems, changed base animal."</span></span>
<span style="color:#000"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman">Now this product is only in it's first months of development. We're still fixing some balance issues for the cow/bull that gets to use it. Since all of their weights are different, we're using the solution of extra fins for those that are a bit chubbier. You won't see a publicly available one anytime soon, since we still need to breed these fine creatures. So if you really wanted to purchase one, I'm deeply sorry but you'll have to put off. Even so, these are rare, and will be pricey. We've also finally put our famous Pengubomb up for sale.</span></span>
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<span style="color:#000"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman">"Pengubomb V3.7"</span></span>
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