first person story

[Sinep1]

and went to the hospital and had to get his toe cut off...

 

[Ricano]

so i couldnt walk right anymore

 

[spannyaccf]

so i sticked a pencil in my.....

 

[alexandraa]

arm because im cool

 

[Sinep1]

it didn't really hurt because...

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Go crawl in a ditch to die when...

 

[Micah]

This should be in forum games

 

[FITZEH]

Continuing from Sinep1

Because I was stoned

 

[angie]

i am invincible!

 

[alexandraa]

and im a woman..

 

[spannyaccf]

with a sex of a boy

 

[alexandraa]

because my boobs ache

 

[spannyaccf]

and they dangle down (wtf)

 

[FITZEH]

Ova her belly

 

[Jarv156]

But they're invisible so we can't prove it.

 

[spannyaccf]

so i cut them off

 

[DirtyD]

And I ate them

 

[rafren]

(ate the boobs? eww..)

But they tasted horrible so spit them out

 

[Pear]

by now he was weirded out, so he got OFF THE SUBJECT and whent fishing for

 

[spannyaccf]

big purple pinecones which....