Scott: "Before you hear dirty lies from someone else, yes, I am dating a 17-year old."
Wallace: "Awwww... is he cute?"
Scott: "Hahahahahaha.... -_-"
Wallace: "Does this mean we'll have to stop sleeping together?"
Scott: "Do you see another bed in here?"
Wallace: "Oh...yeah... Scott you're totally my b***h forever..."
Knives: "So... what do you play?"
'Young' Neil: "Hmmmm... Zelda... Tetris...that's kind-of a big question..."
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death."
"The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present." - Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.