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Title says all. Some of mine are: "Get off my plane"-Air Force One, "Welcome to Jurassic Park"- Jurassic Park, most things in Scott Pilgrim, "Houston we have a problem"- Apollo 13, "KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN"-Star Trek
 
Hahah, I love BC in Star Trek. I use "Shall we begin?" almost daily (and usually for the dumbest stuff like talking to my dogs while making their breakfasts).

I also like "What the cuss?" from Fantastic Mr.Fox
 
I always crack up when Carrie's mother says "I can see your dirty pillows." when Carrie is about to head out for prom.
 
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Say, man, you got a joint?"
"No, not on me, man."
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."


Actually you know what, just every quote from Dazed and Confused. All of them.
 
My favorite movie quotes are basically all from various MST3Ks

"Watch out for snakes!" - Eegah
"It was a dark and stormy night and I had taken a creative writing course." - Pod People
"My contents have shifted!" - MST3K the movie
"Shoot. I'm in Canada." - The Final Sacrifice
"Gamera is the friend of all children." - Gamera
"This is why 7-11s allow no more than three Aztecs at a time." - The Pumaman

And so many more that I use on a regular basis. Which can be interesting, because the majority of the time, no one knows what the hell I am talking about.
 
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Honestly, there's too many, and most of them depend on the context.

Teorema: "Who is that boy?"

Stalker: "Let everything that's been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win."
 
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"I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up."
"Keep the change, you filthy animal!"

"Gelato isn't vegan?"
"It's milk and eggs, *****."
 
"Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me." - The Muppet Movie

"You've learned all you need to know, Chance. Now, all you need to learn is how to say goodbye." Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

"Mankind will always fear what it does not understand." X-Men (2000)

"You is kind, you is smart, you is important." -The Help

"Do you know what money cannot buy; what you have now? Life." Rurouni Kenshin (live-action)

And finally....
 
I also liked "You get nothing you lose good day sir!"-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. "I gotta pee"-Forest Gump
 
"You think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?"
 
"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says 'Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.'
Doctor says 'Well, why don't you turn him in?'
The guy says 'I would, but I need the eggs.'
Well I guess that's pretty much, now, how I feel about relationships. Ya'know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd. But uh ... I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs." - Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
 
-"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

-" There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

-"May I have 10,000 marbles please?"

-"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

-" I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

-"Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it."
 
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the entirety of Good Will Hunting and Ferris Bueler's Day off, and soooo much more
 
"Boo! you w****." (yes I DID watch this, I'm not going to say it though. But it should be obvious)
"When you're hungry, you're sad" Animal Crossing Movie (I like it because it's true most of time)

This is all I can think of, but there's more
 
"May all your bacon burn."

^^ This!!

Hugo

"I'd imagine the world as one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with the exact amount they need. So I figured, if the entire world was one big machine, I couldn't be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too."

Freedom Writers
"Maybe we should talk about art. Tito’s got real talent, don’t you think? You know something? I saw a picture just like this once, in a museum. Only it wasn’t a black man, it was a Jewish man. And instead of the big lips he had a really big nose, like a rat’s nose. But he wasn’t just one particular Jewish man. This was a drawing of all Jews. And these drawings were put in the newspapers by the most famous gang in history. You think you know all about gangs? You’re amateurs. This gang will put you all to shame. And they started out poor and angry and everybody looked down on them. Until one man decided to give them some pride, an identity and somebody to blame. You take over neighborhoods? That’s nothing compared to them. They took over countries. You want to know how? They just wiped out everybody else. Yeah, they wiped out everybody they didn’t like and everybody they blamed for their life being hard. And one of the ways they did it was by doing this. See, they print pictures like this in the newspapers, Jewish people with big, long noses. Blacks with big, fat lips. They’d also published scientific evidence that proved that Jews and blacks were the lowest form of human species. Jews and blacks were more like animals and because they were just like animals it didn’t matter if they lived or died. In fact, life would be a whole lot better if they were all dead. That’s how a Holocaust happens. And that’s what you all think of each other."

Those are probably scenes as opposed to quotes, but still very important nonetheless.
 
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