Everyone With Facebook!

[Numner]

Post a random status update thing, the funniest you find.

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Anon Anonymous is i cant miss school wth out being replaced by that thing some friend your! I have no true friends none! I cant trust anyone... Im so sick of this i mean your suppose to be my best friend im threw wth you THREW!</div>


kayso brighten my day

 

[Rockman!]

Don't give him any ideas Sarah! He'll make the investment!

 

[SamXX]

10 other friends joined the group Stacey Solomon Should Be The Voice Of Sat Nav.

'greed.

 

[Bacon Boy]

Mickey Mouse 2012

 

[lilypad]

"i love it when peas shoot out of your nose"

this was the first thing on my news feed. And it's someone's status .... I am serious. haha

 

[PoxyLemon]

7 other friends joined the group "That's why mums go to iceland" - Funny, my mum goes tesco.

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

Gah, i try not to look anymore. 1. my pc cuts out.
2. i have some ****** who updates their status EVERY 5minutes from their phone with crap like 'i'm on the bus going home' 'home' 'watching tv' Etc.
Worst one i saw was this from her:
'Sat on the bus behind someone i think i know'....Fail

 

[Pear]

"Munching on carrots."

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

"LOL YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT! MY FRIENDS FARTED INFRONT OF HER CRUSH!"
meh.... i thought this one was random so...

 

[Bacon Boy]

Garrett ------- joined the group Im not in a bad mood you just annoy the crap out of me.

 

[-Aaron]

Anon Anonymous I've stooped so low I can't reach your t*ts.

Anon Anonymous I'm no champion of justice, and I'm certainly not it's *censored.4.1*.

 

[muffun]

Mr. Whosawhatsit: So, do you think Lady Gaga is a man?" No, you can't hide a *censored.8.1* behind a strand of dental floss". n__n

 

[Liv]

"Yesterday in English class we were discussing Romeo and Juliet. Suddenly a cheerleader shouts out, "Hey, Shakespeare totally stole this from that Taylor Swift song!!" Never again will I question high school stereotypes."

 

[Doctor]

"Yesterday in English class we were discussing Romeo and Juliet. Suddenly a cheerleader shouts out, "Hey, Shakespeare totally stole this from that Taylor Swift song!!" Never again will I question high school stereotypes."

That's MLIA.

 

[kalinn]

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's."

 

[Chibi]

Wouldnt it be great if you could grow opium on farmville, sell it on mafia wars, to fund your weapons on castle age?

 

[merinda!]

"matts *censored.3.0*ing shooting me with a staple gunn.. "
"whoo *censored.3.0*en invented the root and boot ?"
"This person and 4 other friends became fans of "I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you."
AND...
"These people joined the group "THE MAN WHO INVENTED MILK, what was he doing with the cow?"

Those were the first few ones, couldn't be effed finding the good one.

 

[Spirit]

"Insert-cool-person's-name-here is in love with a cupcake."

 

[Anna]

Anna is now attending 2013.

 

[Muh Pit]

Person Personington OMG Guy Buddington was on the phone and she thought she put it on mutee butt she forgot and i heard her go into the bathroom andd have a masssivee pooooooo and i heard her straining and then finishedd wow i needeed to do that ahahahahahaha lmao x ♥

Oh, and Anna, I didn't know you were a man.

Anna listed Some person I don't know as his sister.