Ever acted on a verbal impulse?

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Bad thread title, but bear with me...

Have any of you guys ever thought of something really witty on the spot, and said it without restraint? Like.. something either a little risque or completely random... or just plain bad-ass.

I'm not about to share some of the more... inappropriate comments I've had the nerve to say in public, but here's one that you guys might find funny.

My aunt saw me for the first time with facial hair yesterday. Her immediate reaction?

"Oh, how long are you going to have that for? A few days?"
"Nope, I've had it for a few months already, and I don't plan on getting rid of it."
"*laughter* Well, it's certainly an... interesting look!"

First negative comment about my bad-ass goatee/mustache combo... oucchh. But anyway, the funny part. As I was getting ready to leave, the facial hair topic is brought up again and she says...

"...Well, you know, it [facial hair] doesn't look very good on a boy, you gotta wai--..."
"...Who does it look better on? A girl?"

Silence... and that was the end of that. XD

But yeah... got any similar stories to share?
 
Fabioisonfire said:
Girl: So yeah I had a really hard day blah blah blah and then-
Boy: *kisses girl*

<3
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That is exactly how you're supposed to end a boring conversation with a woman.


And, yeah... Bul... how do you think I live? I'm not really the kind of guy to give examples on the internet... as if I really had any, I just say stuff and it's either funny and people laugh, or it's funny and they're quiet because they know they shouldn't be laughing, or I get goldfish eyed stairs and I've taken it too far. : )
 
DarthGohan1 said:
i was with 3 of my other friends... 1 guy and 2 girls... and we were taking a picture, so the one girl on the end tried taking it but her arm wasn't long enough to get all of us in it... so i moved to the end so i could stick my arm out with the camera and take it... and i'm not the one who takes pictures usually, so my first try i got 3 of us in it and half of one of my friends... and then someone asked if it was her better half, and i said "no, not her boobs". :P on the 2nd attempt we got a really good picture of everyone laughing. :P

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v257/218/83/1201460753/n1201460753_30056909_2324.jpg
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That looks like one of those creepy pictures where everyone has the same smile.
 
Fabioisonfire said:
I stole it. <3 :3

Did you notice you are member number 69? I didn't until just now.
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I had to read that a couple of times before I got it... nice. XD
 
Fabioisonfire said:
I stole it. <3 :3

Did you notice you are member number 69? I didn't until just now.
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Only the Fabster notices these things.
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On topic:
Yes. Every day of my *CEN-3.0-SORD*ing life.

Friend 1: George, why are you playing with a toothpick?
Me: Don't worry, he's used to it. He does it all the time.


ZINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
 
All the time. Seriously.... Dx

But as Horse Mouth or whatever said, it's usually a "that's what she said" kinda thing. Some times it works to get people to shut up. : D
 
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