Even Google knows

My friend showed me that before... typed "No Chuck Norris" in the search bar and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. :o

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
 
#Garrett said:
I personally don't like the whole Chuck Norris thing :/ The jokes are damn funny though.
Jesus could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool get's Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were renamed, "The Islands"
 
pear40 said:
#Garrett said:
I personally don't like the whole Chuck Norris thing :/ The jokes are damn funny though.
Jesus could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool get's Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were renamed, "The Islands"
Chuck Norris got bit by a rattle snake. 9 hours later, the rattle snake died.

Chuck Norris lit an ant on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.

Chuck Norrris slammed a revolving door.
 
Hub12 said:
pear40 said:
#Garrett said:
I personally don't like the whole Chuck Norris thing :/ The jokes are damn funny though.
Jesus could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool get's Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were renamed, "The Islands"
Chuck Norris got bit by a rattle snake. 9 hours later, the rattle snake died.

Chuck Norris lit an ant on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.

Chuck Norrris slammed a revolving door.
lolololol
Wait I got one.


Chuck Norris fails...all the time.
 
cryindarkness said:
Hub12 said:
pear40 said:
#Garrett said:
I personally don't like the whole Chuck Norris thing :/ The jokes are damn funny though.
Jesus could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool get's Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were renamed, "The Islands"
Chuck Norris got bit by a rattle snake. 9 hours later, the rattle snake died.

Chuck Norris lit an ant on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.

Chuck Norrris slammed a revolving door.
lolololol
Wait I got one.


Chuck Norris fails...all the time.
FAIL. lol just playin
 
What's so big about Chuck Norris

I remember when I was like 10 on WoW

People were like "blablabla Chuck Norris" "Lol"

Then I was like "Who is Chuck Norris?"

Then they were like "GASP N0B"
 
Numner said:
cryindarkness said:
Numner said:
nadnarb9786 said:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
O-o

Ew
Double Ew.


..wait what? o_o
What never waits
Pssssh... Chuck Norris is so two years ago, Bill Nye is in now. Know why?

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of the Science World</div>
 
Bacon Boy said:
Numner said:
cryindarkness said:
Numner said:
nadnarb9786 said:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
O-o

Ew
Double Ew.


..wait what? o_o
What never waits
Pssssh... Chuck Norris is so two years ago, Bill Nye is in now. Know why?

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of the Science World</div>
Pwned.
 
Bacon Boy said:
Numner said:
cryindarkness said:
Numner said:
nadnarb9786 said:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
O-o

Ew
Double Ew.


..wait what? o_o
What never waits
Pssssh... Chuck Norris is so two years ago, Bill Nye is in now. Know why?

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of the Science World</div>
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
BILL BILL BILL..Bill..bill....bi...
*looks around*

:huh:
 
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