Even Google knows

[The Sign Painter]

Chuck Norris once lost a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to Mr. T, in his retaliation, he created racism.

 

[GetSumSunBK]

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

When kids go to sleep, they check their closet for the Boogeyman. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

 

[beehdaubs]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

I hope you know that really wasn't Google, right?

 

[Numner]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

"Now used to track just about anything bought and sold in many countries, the standard bar code system was patented in the United States on October 7, 1952"

 

[Nightray]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

When I was at school on google, they had the bar code ;o

 

[John102]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Double Ew.


..wait what? o_o

What never waits

Pssssh... Chuck Norris is so two years ago, Bill Nye is in now. Know why?

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of the Science World</div>

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
BILL BILL BILL..Bill..bill....bi...
*looks around*

:huh:

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

</div> the guy who makes those comics actually went to the school I'm going to now =0

 

[Clown Town]

Some people wear superman pyjamas to bed... superman wears chuck norris pyjamas to bed...

Chuck norris and Mr T walked into a bar... the bar exploded because one place can not hold so much awesome and any given time...

Chuck norris once ate a entire bottle of sleeping pills... they made him blink...

i can remember some more... but it would take like 2 hours to write...

 

[Sunshine.]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

What never waits

Pssssh... Chuck Norris is so two years ago, Bill Nye is in now. Know why?

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of the Science World</div>

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
BILL BILL BILL..Bill..bill....bi...
*looks around*

:huh:

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

</div> the guy who makes those comics actually went to the school I'm going to now =0

Bill Nye, the Science Guy

Bill Nye, the Science Guy

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

Bill Nye, the Science Guy

"Science rules"

Bill Nye, the Science Guy

"Inertia is a property of matter"

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

Bill Nye, the Science Guy

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

"T-minus seven seconds"

Bill Nye, the Science Guy.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

I hope you know that really wasn't Google, right?

Its in honor of of the bar-code something, but they still put it on their website.

 

[beehdaubs]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

I hope you know that really wasn't Google, right?

Its in honor of of the bar-code something, but they still put it on their website.

Ahh, kay.

 

[Knuks_101]

Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious, i cant get enough of them! heres one:
an earthquake doesnt happen, Chuck Norris jumps.

 

[Clown Town]

I lol'd

Google is stupid wtf is with the bar-code.

I hope you know that really wasn't Google, right?

Its in honor of of the bar-code something, but they still put it on their website.

Ahh, kay.

... if you hover the cursor over the image on the google homepage, if it is a image other than 'Google' it will tell you exactly is up with it...

 

[Clown Town]

Chuck norris dosent do push ups... he does earth downs...

 

[Numner]

Chuck norris dosent do push ups... he does earth downs...

Wouldn't that knock the Earth out of alignment and destroy the human race?

 

[Pear]

Chuck norris dosent do push ups... he does earth downs...

Wouldn't that knock the Earth out of alignment and destroy the human race?

Chuck Norris would just round house kick the earth back into orbit.

 

[Clown Town]

Chuck norris dosent do push ups... he does earth downs...

Wouldn't that knock the Earth out of alignment and destroy the human race?

Chuck Norris would just round house kick the earth back into orbit.

+1

Chuck Norris dosent play god... playing is for children...

 

[Deleted User]

com i come to your town

 

[Princess]

com i come to your town

xD
Yes./sarcasm