E3 "Please Understand" Topic

[JasonBurrows]

Please Understand that I am making this topic to let people to make up their own Nintendo E3 Please Understand quotes.

You can make them as funny or silly as you like. Enjoy.

NOTE: People who have watched any Nintendo Direct with Satoru Iwata will get the joke.

 

[pokedude729]

Unfortunately, We here at Nintendo are now broke. We've been bought out by EA. Please Understand.

 

[shunishu]

"please understand that zelda wiiu has been cancelled and we are moving on to 'phantom hourglass - the rise of kung fu' due to popular demand. we never actually intended on releasing zelda u .. you should know that much by now..
in the mean time there will be an android app called 'hyrule home designer' coming out for holiday season. stay tuned for more information on that in next year's e3."

 

[Stevey Queen]

"please understand that zelda wiiu has been cancelled and we are moving on to 'phantom hourglass - the rise of kung fu' due to popular demand. we never actually intended on releasing zelda u .. you should know that much by now..
in the mean time there will be an android app called 'hyrule home designer' coming out for holiday season. stay tuned for more information on that in next year's e3."

You wrote that in his tone of voice so perfectly

 

[Bowie]

We are terminating the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection service for the Wii U and 3DS. Please understand.

 

[Midoriya]

We are terminating the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection service for the Wii U and 3DS. Please understand.

LOL best one yet.

 

[Bradski]

Animal Crossing Wii U will be delayed until the Wii U2 is released due to the limited amount of awesomeness the original Wii U can contain in one game. Please understand.

 

[Locket]

Animal Crossing Wii U will be delayed until the Wii U2 is released due to the limited amount of awesomeness the original Wii U can contain in one game. Please understand.

I thought it would be this:


We are not releasing any more Animal Crossings after Happy Home Designer. Please understand.

 

[shunishu]

"NX cancelled; nintendo makes icecream now for mcdonalds. please understand."

 

[Stalfos]

"We don't care about you guys. Please understand."

 

[NewLeaf13]

No more Smash Bros. games will be made due to the fact we need more time putting Sonic Boom's sequel on our YouTube channel. Please understand.

 

[Midoriya]

No more Smash Bros. games will be made due to the fact we need more time putting Sonic Boom's sequel on our YouTube channel. Please understand.

Oh god that would be horrible, especially for something as stupid as Sonic Boom.


I've got one: Sorry, but we've decided to stop making games for the Nintendo 3DS and not make any more portable handheld devices or games for them. Please understand.

 

[spCrossing]

We're making another Sonic Boom game for the Wii U and cancelling the next Zelda game for Wii U.
Please Understand

 

[pokedude729]

We made up the fighter ballot to give you guys false hope. All submissions are automatically forwarded to Masahiro Sakurai's spam folder. Please Understand.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

We're sueing any website that contains anything created by Nintendo or its affiliates for copyright infringement. Please understand.