Dreams you have while you sleep

[Juicebox]

The other dream thread was about aspirations, which are cool, but I was actually surprise there wasn't an actual "dream" thread. So go ahead and post your coolest/strangest/scariest dreams. I will tell you the weirdest dream I've currently had.


This dream started out at about two in the morning, and I heard something going on in my laundry room. So I walked down the hallway and the noise was getting louder and louder, and after a while I realized it was a girl's voice. So I creaked open the door and in the room, I saw one of my friends, Vicky, and she was in a sheer while night gown, and she was beating up a plant. She kept yelling, "say water," at the plant.
So I go up to her and ask her what she's doing, and she responds in tears, "Helen won't say water!"
I tenderly sat her on the ground and told her, "I have a confession to make." Then she just stared at me confused. I then went on to say, "Your name isn't really Anne Sullivan. It's Vicky Lee." She then bursts into tears and cried, "No," softly.
I then continued on, "And I know who your father is." After I said that, comedian Dave Chappell walks in and hugs Vicky and yells, "Princess," and as they are embracing, a weasel in a waiter's uniform walks in with a letter in its mouth. I opened the letter and inside it said, "The Devil." It then transformed into a giant demon weasel which I had to fight with a lightsaber and when I was prompted about if it's dangerous to have that, I exclaim, "It's made of Jolly Rancher." I then slayed the weasel. After that, Dave Chappell left.
Shortly after, sirens start going off, and Vicky exclaims, "I have to go!" So she jumps out the window and onto a zipline, where Batman flies past and takes her into a helicopter.

 

[Micah]

I dreamed last night that I was best friends with One Direction. They actually seemed pretty cool.

 

[Dustbunnii]

My god.
That is just the greatest... I love dreams. They're so strange :3

Recently I had a goofy dream myself.

It pretty much started with my family, my boyfriend and I on a ship that might as well have been the Titanic, and it had just crashed into an iceberg and we were all flung into the water. My boyfriend and I managed to climb on top of a piece of ice that was floating around. The water then began to drain; at this point all I can really remember seeing was the ice I was perched on and dark water all around the place. When it drained, I found myself in a camp type thing with a fenced-in circle where people would teach each other how to fight or how to do something by fighting each other... and my mom decided that she would teach others how to ride a horse... except she doesn't ride well at all and is afraid to be on top of a horse in general, so I went to help her out. The horse was blue, by the way.
At some point the dream transitioned to a city, and Mr. Freeze was trying to freeze the world.
I was expecting to see Batman appear, but then Spiderman swung by. I thought to myself "well, Robin should be here at the very least; I'm pretty sure he was in the cartoon at the same time as Mr. Freeze..." but I never saw Batman or Robin. I only saw the Hulk smash through a wall with some other Marvel superhero following closely behind.
Things get kind of fuzzy, and at some point I'm working with a bunch of important people and Mr. Freeze to try and fight a greater evil, because somewhere along the line I convinced Mr. Freeze to be on the good side.
That greater evil then began to destroy a bunch of Homestuck characters that were floating around in space, as they usually do.

Then I woke up.

 

[Keenan]

My weirdest dream ever: President Obama was holding me hostage in my basement. He was also talking to his dad on a phone, threatening to shoot him.

Other highlights include me bring chased by Superman, and running across a bridge during the zombie apocalypse and Disney World being right on the other side.

 

[AmenFashion]

Last night I dreamt that I was a runner-up on America's Next Top Model.
I guess that's what happens when you watch a ANTM marathon before bed.

It was cool though! I woke up and felt fabulous all day.

 

[Prof Gallows]

I have dreams of things that come true. =O


sometimes. But some of my normal dreams usually involve people I know and myself in crazy situations. Some of the ones I can remember were the world flooding and people building cities on top of these things that looked like golfing tees and they were all connected by bullet trains.
Then there are the zombie apocalypse ones.. and classic rpg fantasy ones which usually end up being too weird and I end up waking up in the middle of them. Most of those sort of dreams are recurring, but they either change completely or leave off where they ended.

 

[Micah]

My weirdest dream ever: President Obama was holding me hostage in my basement. He was also talking to his dad on a phone, threatening to shoot him.

Other highlights include me bring chased by Superman, and running across a bridge during the zombie apocalypse and Disney World being right on the other side.

I actually laughed out loud at the first one.

 

[Juicebox]

I also one time had a dream that Joseph Stalin stole every vagina in America.

 

[Stevey Queen]

My most recent dream is where I was back in Drivers Ed class except it was really big and I kept bumping into people's cars. And then my friend, who is actually very sweet, turned evil and killed me by sinking her claws into me and pulling out my organs.

I use to dream a lot and kept a dream journal but I don't anymore and I can barely remember what I dream about anymore.

 

[Julie]

The weirdest dream I ever had was one where I was at a rave with a bunch of giant bears. My bed was in the middle of the rave and I kept politely trying to tell the bears to shut up so I could sleep, but they wouldn't listen.

 

[EpicGamer12]

I once had a dream that hundreds of mini volcanoes were spewing up everywhere at my old school. (Current school at the time.) They were all smaller than an elephant. At one point in the dream an instructor came up to all of us and put his face over a glass tube. He said, "Don't do this!", and then lava burnt his face. He died, and everyone laughed.
I was 7 or 8 when I had this dream.

 

[Kaiaa]

I unfortunately hardly ever remember my dreams but I finally had one the other day that I can recall!

I dreamed that I was walking down the road to go to the store and I had my two gerbils in my coat pockets. I guess I bought a giant hamster ball cause I remember running around in it to get to someone's house. When I got to the house I realized that it was a gerbil party.... and I walked in... and someone stole one of my gerbils It took me forever to find him but I got him back and went home, then I woke up.

When I have dreams I can remember, they are very very random...=/

 

[Gummy]

A reoccurring theme in my dreams seems to be cats. Somehow, a cat is always involved... I have no idea how to interpret this, and I also don't even own a cat.

 

[Jake]

i dnt rememba my dreams ((((

 

[YanoShigun]

The most recent weird dream I can remember was last week. My mom got arrested but then she ended up in the hospital so I tried to leave school to go visit her in the hospital. And then school security wouldn't let me leave I stole a car and tried to drive to the hospital but I got in an accident and died. The end.

 

[Juicebox]

i dnt rememba my dreams ((((

That's actually kind of a shame. I imagine that you of all people would have really interesting dreams!

 

[broadwaythecat]

MY weirdest dream ever: I was a pitbull, and then I killed myself. Then I was Antonio, and I killed myself(because I was him) Then I was George Washington riding a nyan cat. Then I heard a devil laugh... I woke up and drank some coffee.

 

[suttonmitchell]

I had this one really odd recurring dream when I was younger. I would find myself lost in a huge department store. The thing is, this department store was full to the brim with water. The whole area resembled the bottom of an ocean, but with clothes racks everywhere. I then saw a mermaid swimming around from rack to rack. She seemed to be asking me to follow/chase her. I never was able to catch up with her, but I had this dream more than one time. These happened when I was probably 10 or 11 years old. It is odd that I can still remember them about 8 years later, but they must have some significance?

 

[Stevey Queen]

I have had a couple of reoccurring dreams. Though they only repeated themselves once. One was at my elementary's school "recess" area where Frankenstien turned my mom into an accordion and started playing her. For some reason, I always get really sad thinking about it.

The other dream I don't remember but I think it had something to do with a journey of some sorts.

 

[Juicebox]

Last night I had a pretty interesting dream.

It was summer, and it started with me going over to one of my friend's house, but he wasn't home. But I decided to do something nice for him and water his lawn. However, I ended up watering the entire block. I snuck in through the back gate, but his mom ended up running into me, and I wanted to hide what I was doing, so I struck up a conversation with her.
It turns out she was having some kind of Hindu ceremony in her house (she's a Russian immigrant by the way, so I'm not sure where Hindu came from). The ceremony involved praying, but I'm not sure for what. But the main part of the ceremony was that if you so happened to get bit by these beetle, crab things, you would be blessed. So I went into the room where they were praying and it was a family that I had never seen before praying. I went outside for a second and got bit by two of the beetle things, and it hurt really bad, but taking it off would have been seen as disrespectful of their culture. I tore one of them off, but it was still loose in the room, and I didn't want to get bit again, so I had an anxiety attack while they ignored me.


The second dream I had was less cool. But I was in Costco and trying to win a million dollars from a claw machine. In the end, I only got a Charizard toy.