Does anybody use proper english?

When I talk, I use conversational English, but if I write, I try to use proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Typos happen, though.
 
I say, I say, I say! Of course I speak in English, what whippersnapper would not speak in my countries elegant language. If you do not happen to speak English, all I can say is spit-spot old chap and learn to master this spiffing language.

Jolly good show old chaps, I now must go relish in eating crumpets and drinking tea! Tally-ho!
 
Tyrai said:
I say, I say, I say! Of course I speak in English, what whippersnapper would not speak in my countries elegant language. If you do not happen to speak English, all I can say is spit-spot old chap and learn to master this spiffing language.

Jolly good show old chaps, I now must go relish in eating crumpets and drinking tea! Tally-ho!
Oh Lukey Wukey...you're a special person.

Yes I speak in proper English, it may not always come across that way online, but when I speak I do. Though, I speak daily about 50% English 50% German. So I speak proper German as well! ;]
 
Tyrai said:
I say, I say, I say! Of course I speak in English, what whippersnapper would not speak in my countries elegant language. If you do not happen to speak English, all I can say is spit-spot old chap and learn to master this spiffing language.

Jolly good show old chaps, I now must go relish in eating crumpets and drinking tea! Tally-ho!
Riveting story chap!
 
I hate speaking incorrect, but there are two things that I could care less about: Who/Whom and I and me. (But I correct people about it just for the heck of it! :D )
 
bigbadbomber said:
correct i can speak during i talk

LOL just a joke but yes i can speak correctly
That's all I needed to know ol' bean!

Who's up for a jolly ol' game of chess?
 
AverageSean said:
bigbadbomber said:
correct i can speak during i talk

LOL just a joke but yes i can speak correctly
That's all I needed to know ol' bean!

Who's up for a jolly ol' game of chess?
That idea sounds smashing!
I am quite capital at chess, my boy.
 
pear40 said:
AverageSean said:
bigbadbomber said:
correct i can speak during i talk

LOL just a joke but yes i can speak correctly
That's all I needed to know ol' bean!

Who's up for a jolly ol' game of chess?
That idea sounds smashing!
I am quite capital at chess, my boy.
Oh really? I'd like to challenge your indefinite skills Perry ol' bean!
 
AverageSean said:
pear40 said:
AverageSean said:
bigbadbomber said:
correct i can speak during i talk

LOL just a joke but yes i can speak correctly
That's all I needed to know ol' bean!

Who's up for a jolly ol' game of chess?
That idea sounds smashing!
I am quite capital at chess, my boy.
Oh really? I'd like to challenge your indefinite skills Perry ol' bean!
I'll play the winningest chap at the finale of your sure-to-be smashing match.
 
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