do you fart around your man/ladyfriend?

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are you comfortable enough? and have you been together for a long time or nah
and dont even say 'oh no i dont fart'
just dont

i am onto you
 
Yes :) I've always farted in front of all my boyfriends, including the current one. Funny thing is first time I ever farted in front of a boyfriend, he actually started it xD
He farted by accident and started acting all embarrassed and ****. So I just bent over and ripped the loudest fart I could do (it was pretty loud lol even I was impressed). I told him I'd give him 20 bucks if he could beat that. We both started laughing and he just said "No, that was definitely gold medal worthy". I think he appreciated it ^.^
This is just what humans do you know, normal bodily functions. Better out than in I always say! :)
 
oh no i dont fart

I only fart privately. I'm too embarrassed to fart in front of anyone.
 
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Yes :) I've always farted in front of all my boyfriends, including the current one. Funny thing is first time I ever farted in front of a boyfriend, he actually started it xD
He farted by accident and started acting all embarrassed and ****. So I just bent over and ripped the loudest fart I could do (it was pretty loud lol even I was impressed). I told him I'd give him 20 bucks if he could beat that. We both started laughing and he just said "No, that was definitely gold medal worthy". I think he appreciated it ^.^
This is just what humans do you know, normal bodily functions. Better out than in I always say! :)

omg this just made my day!!! ;0;

oh no i dont fart

I only fart privately. I'm too embarrassed to fart in front of anyone.

AH HA!!
 
i dont have a bf or gf, but i still fart around people nonetheless. i don't really find myself embarassed by it, sometimes i enjoy it actually. especially if it's a big fart. it's kinda like my way of showing dominance.
 
i dont have a bf or gf, but i still fart around people nonetheless. i don't really find myself embarassed by it, sometimes i enjoy it actually. especially if it's a big fart. it's kinda like my way of showing dominance.

lol, that's the spirit!
 
I've been with my boyfriend 3.5 years. We both went months without farting in front of each other until we accidentally did one. It went on like that for a while where we would only do it if we couldn't hold it in and we'd feel embarrassed if we did. However, slowly we started holding them back less and less until we got the point we're at now where we just fart whenever we feel like it.

Short answer is yes, I do, and he does too.
 
My last boyfriend and I would always fart around each other. He would also occasionally snapchat me a poo he was particularly proud of...
 
It's a normal bodily function, but I could never pass one in public without feeling rude or gross. That's just me, though XD
 
I don't have a bf or gf, but if I did, it wouldn't be right if I couldn't fart in front of them? That's just a normal thing. Not in public or anything, but like around the house. I mean you can't go your whole life not farting in front of a life partner, so might as well start early.
 
Oh yes, my babe Jeanette has to handle my farts all the time~ I know she find me handsome when Im doing it.
 
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